Mexican Robot

@rakssaimakam U r a piece of shit

This little trick is genius!

@akafaceUS Stupid videos

Pro tip if you travel often.

@akafaceUS Why the fuck do you show us the process? We aint carpenters mofo!

Practical home hacks that truly make life easier

Porq vrgas las peliculas siguen teniendo escenas de videos vhs de cuando alguien era niños. Donde se pueden ver esos videos? Y ya los de 18 ahorita nacieron en el 2008 ya habia iPhones.

@NotStephenCasey @MikeNellis And it would still be weird

@MikeNellis I mean mar a lago is his personal home, I’d build gold statue of me too.

THE BOYS LITERALLY DID THE SAME BIT FOR HOMELANDER THIS WEEK You can’t make this shit up

@JodiBisback @end3of6days9 @grok He said he just went to their house 20mins before recording this video, then he says Fedex is yet to do anything? It’s been just 20 minutes! I call this fake.

@end3of6days9 Now I am invested in this story. @grok is there a part two?

This guy is at home waiting for his new watch to arrive when he gets the “your package has been delivered” email for the $600 Seiko watch he just ordered — his perfect starter watch that he was genuinely excited about. The problem is that he never saw the driver, never signed for it (which was required because it’s expensive), and there’s no delivery photo. The email says it was signed for by someone named “Mike M.” He checks his front door — nothing. Calls FedEx, and they basically say “maybe one of your neighbors signed for it?” So he starts knocking on doors… and discovers the house directly across the street has a giant “M” on the front door. He goes over there and he can hear the baby crying, the dogs barking, people talking, the TV on — they’re 100% home. He even rings their doorbell… dogs go nuts, baby cries louder, someone yells “shut up!” at the dogs… then dead silence. They’re straight-up hiding from him. FedEx still hasn’t done anything to help. So now he’s announcing his master plan: he’s planting himself in a lawn chair in his driveway with binoculars and waiting until they leave so he can walk straight up to their car door and ask for his watch back. Have you ever had a package “delivered” that mysteriously vanished or ended up at the wrong house?

@digipirat @PopCrave Everybody sucks

A Mexico City club is going viral for charging U.S. citizens nearly $300 for cover, while people from other countries only have to pay $20: “This is a response to a year of insults directed at us as a country by the United States. It’s very much a response to the many attacks against Mexico from Trump.”

@GobiernoJalisco que quede asi

La Comisión Estatal del Agua, en coordinación con el Gobierno del Estado, realiza labores de limpieza de maleza acuática en el Río Santiago, favoreciendo un mejor flujo y fortaleciendo sus condiciones antes de llegar a la ciudad. Con acciones permanentes, en Jalisco impulsamos servicios más eficientes y de mayor calidad para todas y todos.

@Lonso0 maldito capitalista!

Starbucks rescató un edificio que era lugar de referencia en GDL, no sólo eso, intervino al rededor mejorando el entorno urbano. Podrá no gustarte lo que venden, pero se agradece el volver a llenar de vida lugares así. Crédito de las fotos a quien corresponda.

@WooFamClan @TemooTitan Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahjajajajajaja I even laughed in Spanish mid laugh

@TemooTitan I hate stuff like this. Purposely destroying a child's self confidence is evil. Period. Anyone who finds it funny has their own set of problems.

Repeating kids jokes after no one laughs is top tier comedy 😭

@HowlingMonkE @maximumpain333 A tube shooting water? Is that alien tech?

@morpho4444 @maximumpain333 You not heard of a bidet?

HOW TIME TRAVELERS SAVE THE PAST AND FUTURE ✨🙌🏾💫

@HowlingMonkE @maximumpain333 Yeah well then explain why toilet paper keeps being the only solution for whipping your ass up?

@maximumpain333 It is crazy when you consider the life our grandparents lived compared to what available today. Drastic changes in just two lifetimes after thousands of generations of slow evolution.

@AZiHeron @MediaSOI No worries. You will never be accepted in Harvard

@MediaSOI What the fuck is this? Are we living in some twisted version of Alice in Wonderland meets Wizard of Oz meets weird whimsical BDSM cross-dressing as a gay and retarded version of A Clockwork Orange?

You study hard and manage to get into Oxford, one of the most famous universities in the world. You arrive on campus, rush down to your first lecture and in walks Matt Rattley your tutor

@will_salin @lordtankmx

@lordtankmx Lo del banner no se sabe cuando la subió, pudo haber sido después del 2024, la gente toma la fecha del tuit como referencia pero no creo q sea así

😂😂😂 WTF??? Simulacion? Circo? Que pedo con esta mamada

@Out0fContextMex Se corta el video

Wow

@LordMurielo No me entra en la cabeza que alguien pueda ser tan pendejo

No me entra en la cabeza que alguien pueda dibujar así

@kellytx2 AI

They were definitely at this same rink back in the 70s, back when the music was louder, the wheels were louder, and these three ruled the floor like absolute kings. You can still tell they owned this place back in the day!🔥🛼

@MiniAnimales A eso le llamas nadar?

Acabo de descubrir que los conejos pueden nadar. También aprendí que sus orejas entran en modo natación cuando lo hacen.

Si si ya se que tengo Amazon Prime incluido en mi plan @Telcel! Ya deja de recordármelo.

@justsettledownn @Mandy26032998 @RubinReportShow @RubinReport Well answer the fuckin question, why is he saying they’ve been fighting him for the past 5 years?

@Mandy26032998 @RubinReportShow @RubinReport He knows who they are retard. Trump watches 5hrs of tv a day for the past 40 years. He’s been watching internet clips for years as well. He makes these comments because he sees them.

🚨MUST SEE TV: @RubinReport responds to Trump's recent tweet on Megyn Kelly, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, and more today on Tequila Thursday! "This is an ABSOLUTE top 10."