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@elonmusk @raqisright My instinct was right it's 👉

@raqisright Lmao Instagram is for girls

How to tell what phase of life a girl is in: Posting thirst traps = recently single Posting 5 stories a day and scrolling through so see if he saw it = she’s dating a guy who doesn’t like her She suddenly starts posting home cooked meals, sourdough, and little farmer’s market hauls = she wants a man to know she’s wifey now even though she used to rail lines till 5am If she’s doing Pilates every single day = she’s either in love, heartbroken, or unemployed. (sometimes all 3, depends what time the class is) If she’s training for a marathon = he absolutely fucked her up If she suddenly stops posting = new man If she starts talking about freezing her eggs at dinner = hinge date pushed her into a full existential crisis If she starts saying she’s in her “soft girl era,” = had a psychological collapse and hired a new therapist/Pilates instructor in the same week

@HonJNyakundi All roads leads to 2032 Ruto tena.

Heckling won’t change the course of things; the train has already left the station, and President William Ruto is firmly on track to lead the country until 2032.

The evolving relationship dynamics between opposition leaders and the government continue to shape how such tours are publicly interpreted. Arsenal Disqualified #Kalonzo4DP Kitui Plane Crash Musyoka For Ruto

@joelbroownii 😂😂😂 haki kenya wewe

@polo_kimanii Mafuta ni mbaya or you hate the owner

Mimi naye I will never fuel at Stabex. Hiyo nayo niliapa. I would rather climb a boda with a Mtungi on my head and go for fuel 10 kms away where Astrol is. Fuck that president of yours

Another Gen Z has officially unshackle herself from the chains of cluelessness and mediocrity being pushed by opposition and online emotional battalions. Independent thinking is winning. @rigathi will not believe.🤣🤣🤣

President William Ruto is the most preferred candidate in the 2027 presidential race, according to new Tifa Research poll findings that show a fragmented and still-fluid contest. #starkenyanews

There is no other formula other than a united ticket against Ruto, even if it means forgiving each other - Sifuna to Gachagua

@Kenyans 😂😂😂 💔

Governor Wamatangi has closed down 7 hospitals. These are health centers and hospitals that should provide services to our people . Our people are at the mercy of private facilites who are struggling to survive Listen 👇

@Kenyans Na bado campaign Ruto will shock this Nation

Ruto leads as preferred 2027 presidential election winner, followed by Kalonzo, Matiang'i, Sifuna, Gachagua and Babu Owino - TIFA Poll

UDA will win in Emurua Dikirr just be aware of that.

Breaking News: President Ruto does not care whether you voted for him or not. The Ithokwe airstrip in Ukambani is complete. Now Kambas can go home using aeroplane for the first time since independence. Kalonzo has been in Gov't for 40 years.

@therealantoh Where is 🍉

I pity those who think DCP will win in Emurua Dikir, yes they will have a numbers of votes but UDA will still win.

@Amag_ke UDA

Emurua Dikir mnapea chama gani Kura?

@moneyacademyKE Correction, Rutos government.

Kenya plans to buy a stake in Aliko Dangote’s proposed East African oil refinery through the National Infrastructure Fund. The refinery could cost up to Sh2.6 trillion.