Motoring

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As we speak, some dude in Dubai is trying to special order one of these from Mercedes with eight wheels. caranddriver.com/reviews/merced…

@davidleeroth Are you a Vette man, a Testarossa man, or a Countach man?

Exclusive picture of the new Maserati Evantra supercar.

BMW has M. Mercedes has AMG. Porsche has Porsche.

Jaguar’s M5 killer comes with a fucking Evo wing. I’m guessing the giant “shocker” sticker is optional. caranddriver.com/news/2014-jagu…

When I got in my car this morning, the inside smelled like farts. But not *my* farts. The CIA is fucking with me.

We, as a species, have finished the VW GTI. It’s done. Leave it alone. Perfectly fine as it is. Or as it was 5 years ago. Or 10 years ago.

If the Porsche Panamera was a fighter in Mike Tyson's Punch Out, it would definitely be Bald Bull.

OK found a good looking sedan: Chrysler 300. John Varvatos Edition. WTF WTF caranddriver.com/reviews/2013-c…

Are there any long wheelbase sedans on the market that look good right now? I think the S Class comes closest, but it’s ancient.

Mini has lost its way since its brilliant reboot a decade ago. All the cars are shit now.

@Shawntourage …like diarrhea.

At a glance, I can distinguish the turbo Panamera from the base model. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I ACQUIRED THIS SKILL AND I AM EMBARRASSED BY IT.

Ford continues its unrelenting tour of awesomeness, in all things great and small. caranddriver.com/reviews/2013-f…

@motoring_com_au You guys are spelling your own twitter name wrong, and it’s pointing back to my feed. Just thought you’d wanna know.

When are they going to put NASCAR in the Olympics?

Helped a friend remove and install a headliner on his Subaru Outback. Twelve brutal hours.