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we tried

deadass how are courts or police not getting involved in some form

had a dream i got a $200 fine for speeding in (adjacent suburb) on one of those rental scooters and i just broke down in tears which. yeah. i mean i was more breaking down because burger king got my order wrong but

pinned draft of top on my body braless call that a #diynipplepiercing

if i could talk to any machine it would be the sewing machine. what the fuck are yuo doing

I finally broke down and told my partner about the time I had a world-class violinist medically attached to me for nine months while his kidneys healed or something. and she said it’s not a 1:1 with being pregnant

@mariturism due sun so no extension </3

if canvas isn't back up tmw this assignment better get a week extension monday ≠ saturday do not stiff me

i struck GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

canvas is still down so we r going thrifting for boots

i need a new lawyer

energy drink down sleeve caught without student id redfern smells like actual horse shit and 2 near misses with ebikes AND the only food i have (lemon poppyseed muffin) tasted like ASS

imagine the total opposite of this. test worth 20% in 30 minutes and feeling 3 beers deep despite being 0 beers deep

instagram making everything a reel feels like biting into food court sushi and Surprise! we put a cigarette in it! cigarette sushi!! crack in your sushi Meth. Meth sushi buy my sushi. Jesse pinkmans own chilli flake meth sushi. Its the bomb yo why don't you like it

yes most women won't want to do it but if i put you in charge of the litterbox because i hate the smell of cat poop and you stick me with every other chore in the house we r gonna recreate saw traps tgt

maybe i'm secretly a guy but bar the fence these are really not that hard to the extent yall are doing it. like at all.

spent 4hrs cleaning. tired. showered. returned to room to sleep to remember my fucking sheets, pillowcases and duvet cover are on the line and i have to put new pillowcases duvet cover and a fitted fucking sheet on my four fucking poster bed

everyone talks about the adhd tax but what about the adhd boon (the $120 i found in my room i forgot i saved)

i am nawt using this game to its full potential waow

part 5 skippers are spiritually quickshots

@mariturism lowk wonder the aftermath for those in protective roles