sunny alexandria

very time I pass a g wagon I look at the driver hoping it will be Austin Ames from a Cinderella story, but usually a bald white guy going through a mid life crisis

Am I a domestic goddess?

Jason and I are moving to a 325 sq. Foot studio inspired by a boat.. we are calling it our boat house!!

@Pizzzy_ Good ole btown

Once again I am here to announce, I love my community Facebook page. My entire will to live is relying on these posts.

Gabby shows up to my house today in ugg puffys so I had to buy ugg puffies

This is my new neighborhood! Come visit!!! Xoxo

Gabby and doaksy are the only reason I’m still on Twitter

@teigest615 I literally have never received one and I’m like is this a privilege???

Have you ever gotten an unsolicited dick pic???

@HIGHm8tenance95 Brb ordering my first pair

@HIGHm8tenance95 let’s just start wearing them around Seattle and get the buzz started

@HIGHm8tenance95 We love

@HIGHm8tenance95 PRN meds that night were hell on earth

I stayed up for the time change bc it’s the closest I will get to time travel yeehaw!

@doaksy14 <33

I’m living a more sober lifestyle these days, #loveisblind3 is a little triggering. The producers really push alcohol on these people for content. It’s honestly disturbing.

@teigest615 FUCK THAT DUDE

@TCWaddell Rent-a-Tim

Are YOU seeking a plus one for all your future wedding needs? Well look no further!!

@gsimmons23 I have a crush on Cody

@HIGHm8tenance95 Omg I’m gonna send you some TikTok’s

I’m about to say something completely out of character, but I cannot get behind the butter board.