Wee Mowgz 2

Right. I've been listening to new music recommended by you, the good people of twitter. So here are my reviews of what I have listened to, so far. Yes, I am a wanker. Fuck you, my twitter, my rules. No, you fuck off

@LornaMcloughlin @Mowgzilla @Laurabeans They are incredible, aren't they? Proper good fun. And this is my original account that was suspended for nearly 2 years for.... nothing really. Quite annoying!

I'm cooking a katsu curry and I have 5 beers in the fridge and 4 in the cupboard and I'm still on holiday and, well, well, well, it looks like my slow slide into alcoholism has just picked up some pace

@lardybasto I hope so. You tooooooo!

@_Tenacious_G The foolish fool. Who *wouldn't* want to read over 300 tweets about my penis

i'm sure this is a perfectly nice chap but he's clearly never read one of @mowgzilla1 's threads

the ending of Spider-Man: No Way Home explained: that is a big list of all the people who worked on the movie and what their job was

@FeeFiFoFee I have not tried it yet. But knowing them, it will be worth it

@mowgzilla1 have you tried the vault city Buck’s Fizz? Is it worth me paying an extortionate delivery fee?

@Syriz_ @Mowgzilla Exciting times!

Paging @Mowgzilla @mowgzilla1 we will be in Edinburgh from Sunday onwards... If you wana meetup or something ping me? I can dm my WhatsApp too

@NeilC80 Yeah! I've had the one without the number in it since.. 2010? I think. A long slog

@mowgzilla1 Ah, you mean an account you had prior to this one?

OK, I have had my old account unsuspended, so I have access to all my old tweets and stories. (If I can find them, again)

@comedyray Thank you very much, Ray! You saying that has filled me with much, much joy.

@mowgzilla1 This is absolutely incredible. One of the funniest threads I've ever read.

So here is the re-telling of my first "popular" one

@Mowgzilla @_Embo hiya. I have had my old account unlocked now. This is a story that I told many, many years ago. I hope you enjoy it

Ok. Here is "The Tale Of My Sexual Inadequacies" from 2014

@NeilC80 Yeah! It was at the start of the year, before any of the lockdowns had kicked in

@mowgzilla1 2 year??

@NeilC80 No! I complained, swearily, about 2 concerts I was looking forward to being cancelled, in a reply to a friend. The words "I'll" "start""murd*r*ng" and "c*nts" were used and it was assumed I was being serious. Consider my wrists thoroughly slapped. 2 year ban

@mowgzilla1 Why were you suspended? You didn’t per chance call Boris, Nicola or Janey Godley a cvnt did you?

@CurvyNisbet They clearly felt guilty about my dad, as it was the same day he died. Twitter has a heart, after all

@Skeletoony I'll probably keep the account with a 1 in it, as it has a few threads I want to keep adding to, but, to be honest, fuck knows. It is too complicated

@mowgzilla1 So we should just go back to the old one?

I will probably use my original @Mowgzilla account from now on, so feel free to join me over there.

@dalman Well, thank you very much. I'm glad you enjoyed it!

@uddymunky @allan_cheapshot Oooooo. Nice. Thanks!

Hulk Hogan Lies Over The Years [thread]

@Syriz_ @PeopleOfUK Fabulous! Give me a shout when you are in Edinburgh then

@mowgzilla1 @PeopleOfUK Would be nice to say hello if you are around! N ofcourse even better if your better half is around too

I live in Clydebank, Scotland. I was born and grew up in Glasgow, I'm fiercely proud of my home town so expect a lot of Glasgow content this week, when I'm not at work!