Matt Byrd

@TonyRomm What is...your aspiration in life?

@wallin_ballin Also this for the last hour?

@TonyRomm Should have done this years ago

kamala IS brat

@hutchins 🙋🏼‍♂️

Anyone I know have an equinox membership? Have a question and also might have a deal for you. Thanks!

@ohonestly oh yikes

Nothing has made me feel stupider than having to switch from Gmail/Google Calendar to Outlook for work. Christ alive.

@Anna_Snackz it’s been a good day to Be Online

@mparkerbyrd just looked at this again and laughed

@Anna_Snackz i love that you've retweeted this

Full House posits that there are three types of guys: dad, funny and Elvis

@ohonestly @svershbow Laura I loved this book jfyi and yes

@svershbow But is the dialogue in quotation marks. It's all I care about

New novel obsession unlocked. If you like Sally Rooney but want her characters to be 50% less annoying and 75% less mopey, this is the book for you.

@ohonestly adding to jan 23 dinner agenda

SaaS product power users who don't work in or collaborate with a team: *exist* SaaS companies designing their pricing tiers:

@TonyRomm even while the light is burning out?

@IAmElliot Personalization

@TonyRomm Yikes

@TonyRomm These mfs ain’t stoppin me

@ohonestly My #3 was evanescence, so, same

Never beating the millennial emo allegations / maybe the person I was at 15 really WAS the real me

The impulse to say “Hated it! Hah hah hah” when a waiter asks about an empty plate is the one thing that makes us human