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I’m about to jump off every bridge on this album @taylornation13

@JakeWallinger Ya it ruled

Being an 08 lib must have been so cool

This is more stressful than trying to get tickets to The Eras Tour.

@realfemsapien @allicovington Oh my god

@allicovington Getting medical documentation of abuse is not all that was required for you to leave.

I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m tired of the medical establishment asking if my husband abuses, beats or forces himself on me at every visit. So macabre. Do any of you ladies find this humiliation ritual insulting too?

Petition for all candidates to appear on an episode of Hot Ones. (Walz is heating up a charcoal grill, Kamala is opining on the importance of butter, Trump and Vance both weeping on the first wing, Sean Evans doesn’t remind them not to touch their eyes).

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me (watching grainy clips of #LONDONTSTHEERASTOUR on twitter all weekend)

What a shame she’s fucked in the head #ttpdboardmeeting

@AldermanLaSpata Thanks, alderman! How can local residents help advocate for better bike lanes at this intersection? (The article is behind a paywall!)

Chicago is at a crossroads- literally! “We are on the cusp of a historic redesign of the Chicago Avenue and Halsted Street intersection by the city Department of Transportation, and the choices are about a lot more than just some red paint, concrete and bollards."

ARGENTINA!!! Queue is open!! 🫶🏼

Ticketmaster should measure verified fans by how many times they’ve soberly open mouth sobbed to The Long Pond Studio Sessions.

@lincolnavebike Here ya go!

I didn’t get pictures but flexible plastic bollards are up on the Halsted bridge in Fulton Market

New addition to my commute- thanks @ChicagosMayor! @bikelaneuprise @bikegridnow

@ronythebikeczar Halsted outside of new city, constantly but especially at rush hour!

@jschulweis @adage @mindbodygreen Congrats!

@megangailey Ok but actually that dress might be the award!!!

@msatinover Amazing!! Can’t wait to check it out!!

I guess the cat’s out of the bag…

@sarahjoyshockey @MartyDeRosa Here’s me and @MartyDeRosa this spring at the lodge! This was my first time out of the house after recovering from Covid and I was fighting the blues pretty hard! I remember feeling immeasurably better after a few claws with Marty. Sending much love my friends!

Hey buddies! It has been a long season for my guy @MartyDeRosa. As with many of us, lots of loss around the holidays can bring on the blues pretty hard. If you’ve got some cool pics or fun memories with Marty - comedy, wrestling, hangouts - anything, share them here 🤟🥰🫶

@ConradFuhrman @taylorswift13 …someone at ORD camp has got to know Taylor and swifties everywhere deserve this!

Begging for @taylorswift13 to do to @Ticketmaster what she did to Scooter Braun.

@claybodybri @Gallegos____ @sammy_mowrey Just popping in to say hi! Also it’s 52 in Chicago right now but feels like a perfect early summer day? Wild