Mike Rabig

@caroljsroth BBC Dog

IKEA debuted this in Japan. What would you call this treat?

@elonmusk If you don’t have an employable skill, we don’t want or need you. Period.

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@FLCons @AllieJade1 It’s because we live in a low trust society.

Once upon a time there used to be a shrink wrap seal on things like mouthwash etc. Now there's these glued on 'peel and lift' security thingies on everything from ketchup bottles to OTC vitamins. Half the time you have to get a pair of needle nose pliers just to try to peel the thing open! Do you have problems trying to open these peel and lift tabs?

@NOLAnews China would build it in 2-3 years.

Louisiana wants to build a 94-mile 'landbridge' to protect the coast. Is that even possible? nola.com/news/environme…

@aldotcom Good. Let’s get the illegals out.

Alabama has no immigration court. But Alabama-based immigrants, who often end up in immigration court in Louisiana or Atlanta, have long faced some of the toughest immigration judges in the nation. mrf.lu/wTD6

@ErinIshimoticha @SpaceX Ok, we see why you’re no longer employed by SpaceX

Maybe @SpaceX can ask its engineers not to chant nationalist dogwhistles on the livestream please? 😒

@PlanetaryWhisky @TarHeeled67 @ShamashAran This is catastrophically wrong. When I was 19, working for minimum wage, I had an apartment with two other roommates, while driving a shit box of a vehicle that was held together with zip ties and luck.

@TarHeeled67 @ShamashAran for nearly 20 years a single minimum-wage worker could comfortably afford a mortgage on an average house You people are more comfortable blaming others when the obvious is staring you in your face.

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@_sorrengailll @AmazonPrime And over 50% of deliveries are late

Can someone at @amazonprime please explain why it’s worth it to have a prime membership when we no longer get overnight shipping and most of the prime movies are for a fee?

@SGTWipper1Each Conform, that’s the whole point. Where your feathers or whatever on your own time.

Let's discuss. Should the military move more towards inclusion or should service-members be forced to conform?

@tuuu28283 Yup

アメリカの兄弟達 日本人なんであんまりわかってないんだけど 英語のyesとyupは意味ってほとんど一緒？？

@AJolie88241 Lol! Fake ass profile

hello everyone

@mamboitaliano__ Smoke show, hundred percent

We’re not here just to criticize Take Penélope Cruz Just arrived in Cannes 🎬✨ Radiant at 52, glowing, with no “Ozempic face” or obvious work Natural beauty, a fresh playful haircut, and that effortless elegance with real personality This is how we like our stars showing up

@MyronGainesX 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I've gotten thousands of death threats from stupid black people the past week. So to all the blacks that want to "slide" on me, or "drop my lo" here is your chance! Meet me this Sunday at 12:00pm EST. The address is: 3050 NW 183rd St, Miami Gardens, FL 33056 Before we duel, I'm going to give you a copy of the book "The Cat In The Hat". If you can read 2 pages uninterrupted, without sounding it out or using your index finger to focus on each sentence we can engage in combat. I know this can be annoying, but beating up retards is a crime in Florida (Section 825.102 – Abuse or Neglect of Disabled or Elderly Person). Therefore, I have to ensure you're mentally competent first, since coming to fight a podcaster over tweets is pretty fucking retarded. Comment "monkey" below and I'll DM you my number to coordinate. I look forward to meeting all of you! 🤗

High school football is Alabama like it use to be. You take a coaching job in a community. You start building your program. Get the kids in the weight room. Build relationships. Get the middle school kids involved. Get them in the weight room. (1)

@Lifeinvestmoney It’s Ruth’s Chris 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣

This simple meal cost me $301 Government needs to fix food prices

@matt503ea5sf9z5 Who pays $190 for an oil change? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Now I remember why I change my own oil. Just paid someone $190 to do it, and it was just as inconvenient and time consuming.

@jenteach13 Two months off in the summer. Two weeks for Christmas. 1-2 weeks for spring break. 1-2 weeks for spring break. All the national and state holidays. Give it a rest.

Nobody talks about what a teacher gives up to do this job at this salary in this economy. Every single year.

@micah_erfan Maybe the education is the problem?

Have you considered the possibility that all the educated people oppose Trump because he actually sucks???

Someone looks at you and says "You're not my type." What's your reply?

@suzy_redd 🤣🤣🤣

@mrabig If she wants to talk about hair color and makeup tell her to message me!

Men, you don't realize what a positive it is when your wives have sisters. My sister and I have spent the past hour texting about hair color. When sisters exist, you are spared these conversations.