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Eddie Ki Yay!
@TarHeeled67
TarHeel born and TarHeel bred. Smartass. Conservatarian. Muppet-American.
North Carolina Katılım Eylül 2012
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@DeebsFLA Kris violated the flair policy before even getting hired.
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@ingelramdecoucy They’re like guys at work we nicknamed “blister”.
Because they show up after the work is done.
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“A plane would disintegrate on impact if it hit a steel and glass skyscraper. “
“A plane should be somewhat intact when hitting a building with very thick masonry walls”.
Same people. JFC.
Gain of Fauci@DschlopesIsBack
What do you notice and not notice about this 9/11 footage from the Pentagon?
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@Alineto7 I was wrong. Apparently you’re having a stroke.
Do you smell burning toast?
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"Jesus foi um grande americano" kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman
@clashreport Delete this. Jesus was a great American who literally wrote the Bible and this verse was included in it Where do you think Denzel Washington got it from when he said that line? Thin air?
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@aelfred_D Sir, this is your court jester’s job.
And …the phone just suggested “jester please”.
Imma start using that one.
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Every day
Me: Joke
Person: That’s not true
Me: Right, it’s a joke
Person: It is wrong
Me: Incongruity and inaccuracy are the basis of humor
Person: But it’s not true
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@ingelramdecoucy I see what you did there.
The umpire did not.
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Things are so bad in Philly the criminals have started mugging blind people. Real social breakdown going on there
Jomboy Media@JomboyMedia
Umpire Brock Ballou was robbed and assaulted in Philadelphia last Thursday, per @JoeHoldenCBS3 Ballou's phone was ripped from his hands so he chased down an alleged teenager. Ballou's head was injured from punches, but he got his phone back and umpired the next night
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Eddie Ki Yay! retweetledi
My Grandpa Was Found Fishing Near A
Pond By A Police Officer. His Bucket Was Full Of Fish.
Cop: "Do You Have A Fishing Permit, Sir?"
Grandpa: "Nope. These Are My Fish -I Brought Them From Home."
Cop: "What Do You Mean You Brought Them From Home?"
Grandpa: "Every Day I Come Here, Let The Fish Swim In The Pond For A Bit, And Then I Call Them Back."
Cop: "You Call The Fish Back?" Grandpa: "Yep. I Whistle, And They Jump Right Back Into The Bucket."
Cop: "Okay Then... Show Me." So Grandpa Calmly Empties The Bucket Into The Pond And Waits.
After A While, The Cop Says, "Well?!"
Grandpa: "Well What?"
Cop: "Aren'T You Going To Call Te Fish
Back?"
Grandpa: "What Fish?
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@bonchieredstate @pnwguerrilla No, I think the holocaust in fact never happened
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Grok is about to get mind wiped again after this one….
Arsen Ostrovsky@Ostrov_A
Just pause to think for a moment ... 6 million Jews were murdered in the Holocaust. If a minute’s silence was observed for each victim, the silence would last more than 11 years!
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We all patiently await the next attempt to make virtual reality more than a little gimmick for video games.
Trust me, this time, it’s going to be different lol
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@ingelramdecoucy @art_interesting Living in purplish battleground NC, and close to SC, this is 100% accurate.
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Democrat running for office in a Red State starter pack:
Truck ✅
“Working Man” coded outfit ✅
Sitting in a diner talking to waitress/customer ✅
Never reference your political party ✅
Emma O’Brien@emmaobrien1496
🚨📺 NEW: @RobSandIA is up with the first TV ad of the general election detailing his record as a prosecutor and State Auditor & calling for mandatory jail time for tax thieves. #IAGov WATCH 👇 youtu.be/bUiHlQRxPDc?si…
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The existence of a Supreme Leader of Iran implies the existence of a Hawaiian Leader of Iran
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@ING2Firebrand @RummaTumTums Obviously, that one is about asteroids.
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PHM Trailer: "The sun is dying. You're the only scientist who knows what this is." Astronauts. Space. Dying stars. Rocket ships. Hail mary.
AHA! GOT YOU! FOOTBALL. IT'S ALL ABOUT FOOTBALL
Graham@GrahamC47
Does the title of Project Hail Mary travel well at all? Doesn’t the title only make sense in the context of American Football?
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@TheMiddleborne @MichaelFKane I recall that Ford said to Lucas something like “You can write this stuff George, but you can’t say it”
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I think also that many of the problems in the prequels are all there in the originals, but you don’t have a Harrison Ford or Carrie Fischer in the lead romance to bring it down to earth.
Ford would have refused the sand line and the chemistry would have been through the roof. Hayden and Portman just couldn’t make it work with the bad script and didn’t have the maturity to know to push against it for better lines.
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Phantom Menace is the best Star Wars prequel, not just for these reasons, but it's not weighed down by the chemistry-less romance of 2 or the stilted pacing and plotting of 3.
It ain't perfect, but it's been unfairly maligned as 'the worst.'
RK McClure@pearls4swineguy
Top reasons "The Phantom Menace" is the best prequel: 1. The soundtrack 2. Darth Maul 3. Pod racing 4. Double-bladed lightsaber 5. Qui Gon Jin 6. The duel with Maul 7. That one part during the battle of Naboo when they deploy the battle droids from the tanks
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Chamel Abdulkarim, who is accused of sparking a massive Ontario warehouse fire after his company didn’t “pay him enough to live”, pleaded not guilty today in court. Good luck finding a jury to convict this man when 70% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck.
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I just disposed of a weak, floppy spatula that couldn't do its job. It had been there for years, coasting by on the work of other utensils, while not actually being remotely qualified for its position.
It was an awesome moment.
I imagine this is how Pete Hegseth must feel.
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If you got this joke it’s time for your afternoon pills.
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Does it come with the baking soda or is that sold separately?
Iran Exclusive@24_70xu
Iran has deployed its Ghadir-class midget submarines in the Persian Gulf and near the Strait of Hormuz. A large number of these submarines have been deployed and given clear instructions that if any enemy ship crosses into Iran’s waters, they should immediately destroy it. These submarines are specifically designed to operate in shallow waters, and the United States has no counter to them.
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