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@mrgnvns

Dallas, Texas Katılım Mart 2009
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morg@mrgnvns·
Oh you’ve noticed all my very specific and targeted tweets? Sorry I simply don’t know what you’re referencing.
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morg@mrgnvns·
Sorry I listened to the first 1:10 of Twin Size Mattress on a loop seven times in the car. Got in the zone I guess.
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Gas station on my most frequent work trip route called Top Stop. Theres a joke there… Need to snap a pic next time for insta…
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morg@mrgnvns·
Obsessed with the minds of women who make comments about how a man shouldn’t help you carry your stuff bc “you packed it.” What’s it like to have never been loved?
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morg@mrgnvns·
my parents were married after dating for a month, so i’m actually genetically predisposed to being insane and romantic, SORRY
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jody@wnbagirlfriend·
but babe you love being gaslit
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morg@mrgnvns·
Where’s that tweet about how easy it is to fall for love bombing bc yeah, that’s exactly how you should feel about me??? Relatable content I fear…..
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morg@mrgnvns·
Being eaten is their dream so this means he didn’t deserve it right??? Like he was not the most worthy of mouth heaven (not a phrase I’m making up). Sorry, just really trying to understand the pop tart bowl fully.
Steve Helwick@s_helwick

As someone who attended the Pop-Tarts Bowl, I can tell you that Frosted Cinnamon Roll absolutely deserved what was coming * Finished last in the obstacle course * Finished last in the football catching contest * Finished last in the dance off

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morg@mrgnvns·
@raychelyearsley “Ok you don’t get it, it’s their DREAM to be eaten”
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morg@mrgnvns·
@raychelyearsley Raychel don’t get me started. I just spend half of dinner at Goodwin’s explaining the pop tart bowl in detail
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morg@mrgnvns·
Not to be just another voice in the echo chamber, but all companies should be chasing what the pop tart bowl is doing
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morg@mrgnvns·
We’ve lost the intimacy of sharing headphones with the widespread use of AirPods. Oh to be tethered together awkwardly….
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ihatepivots@ihatepivots·
just had my year end review and they've decided they're gonna put me down
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morg@mrgnvns·
Do y’all think my brother in law was mad when I got temporary tattoos for my nephew and gave him a tramp stamp
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morg@mrgnvns·
I’ve been inspired. To be a little mischievous.
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morg@mrgnvns·
bottega at an emo show and he said wow thats so morgan
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morg@mrgnvns·
Nooo don’t dm the largest [redacted] in the world asking for wallpaper of your favorite product
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morg@mrgnvns·
When the plane lands and the first thing he asks is “are you ready for Swing?” ☺️
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Someone asked me about my legalize lead paint bumper sticker and I told them I just really believe in small government.
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