Raychel Yearsley

@episodicsaudant I care!!

Does anyone care about my homemade earl grey custard berry compote pop tarts

@muffinlab mine is being in a nutty putty-type cave incident (I’ve never been close to a cave)

mine is degloving injuries

@gotnothingforya I played it Christmas night and my fam voted me out first 😅🤪😭

Played the survivor card game with my family and got all my nieces and nephews to vote out their parents first and then each other. There was screaming & crying. Nephew had to sit in time out. Nobody voted for me the whole game & then I won unanimously against my mom at the end

@AceHainley I got the exact same one at a white elephant this year too!!

scored majorly at the white elephant this year

@Bigmax__1 @rionabuthello I did the same!

@rionabuthello Love it 👏💥… Will serve my wallpaper this Xmas 🎄 season.

My oil painting of an out of focus Christmas tree

finding out the nyt mini crossword is now behind a paywall has done irreparable damage to my spirit

ok I just found the toggle in settings but mine is off and it still is auto playing them and sometimes it freezes and won’t let me click just to read and then I have to close the app and reopen it

@substack please tell me there’s a way to not have videos auto play in the latest app version 😭😭😭

@tru_fru The choc covered banana ones are soooooo good omg

YOU GET A PR BOX AND YOU GET A PR BOX (if u like this you might fr get one)

@eigenrobot poor thing 💔play therapy could be helpful for her

my 4yo is very concerned about dying and i'm not sure what to do about this. today she explained in tears after we balked at getting her another snack that she wants to eat so regularly because she doesn't want to die

we all hissed “DO IT SETH” while doing the mini crossword today, yeah? #severance

@100_glimmer did just that one time in my mom’s mini van! wii bowling while driving to Florida 😎

dude i could plug a wii into this car....

someone please adopt her #severance

@ouraring Hi Cleo- I don’t have any DMs from yall

@raychelyearsley Hi Raychel! Thank you for reaching out. We are really sorry to hear about your Oura Ring not connecting. We have reached out to you via DM to assist you further. - Cleo Oura Social Care

@ouraring my ring that I’ve had for over a year randomly reset itself and won’t reconnect 😭😭😭 I have no idea what happened, I didn’t hit reset. I hope this doesn’t mean all my data is gone

@swiftlydunphy is this a mom thing?? my mom does the exact same! she says “I just think ok I want to wake up at 6” and then she does. like what?! I’d be checking the time every 15 min if I did that!

fun fact about my mom she literally doesn't use alarms. like she just thinks about what time she wants to wake up, and her body just... does it? she doesn't even take her phone upstairs and just has a clock in her room

@greetinghimeros I’ve done it and it was fun! I hope you have a good experience too!

Signed up for this app that schedules a dinner reservation for you with 5 strangers and it doesn’t tell you anything about them or where you’re eating until the day of… I’ll update you Wednesday night

@jynxbby lolll I have one of these and I keep earplugs in it 🤣

if i were a drug dealer i’d use these thingys

@MayaCPopa oooh will there be guest spots?! I’m trying to read as much of her work as I can this year and I’d love to do a workshop with her!

Jane Hirshfield (who is teaching in CWC this spring!):

@bluewmist this is my New Year’s resolution and it’s been hard to change my procrastinatory ways but I want it to be second nature!

adopting a "do it right now" mentality has done wonders for my organization & discipline. something on the floor? grab it right now. thinking about cooking later? cook right now. laundry finished? put them up right now. home from a trip? unpack right then. it's the small things.