Jonathan H

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Jonathan H

@mrjonheaney

Frightened of octopuses. A Woke. 99.8% biodegradable.

Liverpool/St Helens Katılım Ekim 2011

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Jonathan H@mrjonheaney·7 Şub

Jeez, you humans have learned nothing from the past. Again.

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Jonathan H@mrjonheaney·8 Oca

Yo, @elonmusk stay the fuck away from my football club. #lfc

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Jonathan H@mrjonheaney·25 Kas

BREAKING: Jake Paul's next fight will be against Roy Keane in the car park outside Portman Road Stadium, Ipswich.

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Jonathan H@mrjonheaney·10 Kas

@FANGORIA Honestly thought that was Corey Taylor then

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FANGORIA@FANGORIA·10 Kas

On his birthday we'd like to remember Dr. Jack Griffin (AKA The Invisible Man) himself, Claude Rains.

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Jonathan H@mrjonheaney·9 Kas

Come on @LFC let's not fuck this up.

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Jonathan H@mrjonheaney·9 Kas

Elon Musk is Russian.

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Jonathan H@mrjonheaney·4 Kas

@LiamThorpECHO Nobody said it was easy.

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Liam Thorp@LiamThorpECHO·4 Kas

Bet he had a rush of blood to the head after that

Sky News@SkyNews

Coldplay's Chris Martin has fallen through a stage during a concert in Australia. The 47-year-old was performing at the Accor Stadium in Sydney as part of Coldplay's world tour ⬇️ trib.al/5u1xcEl

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Jonathan H@mrjonheaney·16 Eyl

The Smiths are fucking shite.

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Mark Hamill@MarkHamill·9 Eyl

#RIP dad 💔

Variety@Variety

James Earl Jones, the prolific film, TV and theater actor whose resonant, unmistakable baritone was most widely known as the voice of “Star Wars” villain Darth Vader, died Monday. He was 93. bit.ly/3TkCdw4

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Jonathan H@mrjonheaney·31 Ağu

@TicketmasterCS your website is a joke.

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Jonathan H@mrjonheaney·31 Ağu

@LiamThorpECHO Ticketmaster per chance?

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Liam Thorp@LiamThorpECHO·31 Ağu

Current mood

GIF

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Jonathan H@mrjonheaney·31 Ağu

Wow @TicketmasterUK shitting the bed. Who'd have thought?

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Tony Turner@tonytiger67·27 Ağu

Two tickets for The Oasis please

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Jonathan H@mrjonheaney·28 Ağu

@FabrizioRomano That's a steal if he can stay injury free.

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Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·28 Ağu

🚨🔴 BREAKING: Federico Chiesa to Liverpool, here we go! Agreement done for €13m initial fee with add-ons. Four year contract for Chiesa as new Liverpool player, set to fly later today. Chiesa accepted Liverpool immediately. Deal DONE. Exclusive story confirmed. 🔐🇮🇹

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Jonathan H@mrjonheaney·27 Ağu

If Ocean Colour Scene and The Verve support Oasis I'm going to jizz.

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Jonathan H@mrjonheaney·27 Ağu

16 year old me is so happy right now.

Liam Gallagher@liamgallagher

“This is it, this is happening” Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST) Dates: Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August Edinburgh Scottish Gas Murrayfield Stadium - 8th/9th August Dublin Croke Park - 16th/17th August

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