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The children wanted to borrow my dresses. "Do you want to look fancy?" I asked. "We want to look like old ladies." Ouch.

@Capt_Caffiend You've got this!!!

@hoffmanteambret @afrobeerchick Same. I order beer, my husband orders wine, we always get the wrong one served to us. Same if I get a burger and he gets a salad or whatever.

@afrobeerchick My wife loves IPA’s, I like Gin/lemonade. Never fails that I get the IPA set in front of me and she gets my drink. Every freaking time.

Oldest child on vacation. Called me for a beer recommendation. Waiter: Founder's has a... Me: Nope! No Founder's Waiter: If your mom doesn't like Founder's she doesn't know beer. Daughter: My mom is afrobeerchick you should google her before you take that stand. Me: 🤣🤣🤣

@queencynethryth @BexGraham “Ma’am, we are children.” 😂😂

@Capt_Caffiend I saw that and my jaw dropped. Don't know why I'm surprised, though...

@Capt_Caffiend oh, the RAGE. I am so sorry you went through this. My IUD insertion was truly awful and I passed out during a colposcopy. Pain-free my ass. (My ass was pain-free, but I digress...)

@AndrewPolino Well done; I'm happy for you all! Chiming in to say do't forget you are still a tax resident of the US as long as you are a citizen - no idea how strongly they police it, but if you're a rule-follower, definitely check out your obligations.

After 37 years as a solid American, I've left the U.S. My wife and I have been living in her home town of Melbourne, Australia since January, shortly before our baby was born. We'd always talked about doing it someday, but something happened last year that forced our hand. 1/ 🧵

@FlyAirNZ This is a great pr opportunity (I’m praising airline food!), yet all im getting is chatbots asking for my booking reference. Sigh.

@mrlcurry Kia ora Mary 👋 Thanks for reaching out. Would you mind DMing us privately via this link 👉 twitter.com/messages/compo… with your booking information, so we can see what we can find out for you 😊 ^KK

@FlyAirNZ kia ora! My daughter loved the quinoa salad on our flight to tokyo in early April. Any chance you can share the recipe or point me to something similar? Thanks heaps. :)

@SweetReleaseWLG Sending you love.

@leahrazepam You beauty; thank you! :)

Kia ora, Twitter people; however many of you are left! Does anyone in my circles know how I can get a hold of Dr Huhana Hickey? I was speaking with her earlier this year (via twitter messages) and I want to send through some info on my research, but the acct is inactive. Thanks!

@Taxicr @vee_em_cee @vinn_ayy @saranohwithanh Also excellent to play on Board Game Arena.

they gotta hold me back from eating these pieces like I’m a lunatic animal

@beckeleven I'm so sorry. Hugs

10:10pm. Dear old PussPuss. RIP.

@I_Am_Artemis PSA if you end up with extra stickers; you can send them (or the booklets or the cookware) to WELLfed or other charities. :) (Or just enjoy your fancy new cookware!!)

@five15design Birthday twins! I hope yours has been as good as mine. :)

Happy Birthday to me. untp.beer/f3ccb93a73

@anne_theriault @jerryleewilson Nope! Shawl works well if that's easier to stuff in a bag than a cardi. :)

@anne_theriault @UnaMcIlvenna I had a knee-length skirt that luckily had an elastic waistband that I just wore suuuuper low to cover my knees for inside the churches. Luckily my top was long enough that I wasn't inadvertantly making things even more scandalous!

@anne_theriault @ECLamb I did that - worked a treat.

@auckgirl31 @TheThoughtGiver And that's for the subsidised ones only. If Rx is $7k, they wouldn't cover that!

@auckgirl31 @TheThoughtGiver It's a loss leader. They pay the government the $5 fee, but don't pass it on to the consumer. They get you to come in for the free Rx and hope you buy other stuff.