Mark Burgess

@ConorNeu @msexcel Top of my list XLOOKUP (replacing vlookup)

Top 7 @msexcel functions: 1. SUM 2. XIRR 3. SUMPRODUCT 4. MATCH 5. PMT 6. INDEX 7. SUMIFS

#UPS Worst #autoattendant ever. Number on notice stuck to the door IS NOT a tracking number. Instructions say "Visit ups.com/track with your UPS Delivery Notice Number" No way to get a person on 800 number without a tracking number. #badcustomerservice #nohumans

What happens to all the dead batteries?

Dear Email Senders Impersonating Sales People Every day I get email from mul cinnamontoast.com/dear-email-sen…

Totally bogus penalty on #Rahm at Memorial #pga. Microscopic movement visible only from macro 4k camera. Penalize that and you’ll need to pay for the same zoomed camera on every shot in every tournament. #badsportsmanship #howtokillgolf

Curious thing...so many who complain about hate use the language of hate against those they blame for hate. How do they expect to persuade anyone? Or is the goal something else.

Get the full story and the rest of the awards given to SanDiegoStory writers. #sdpressclub lnkd.in/gCJnthd

You know I don't ask often, so this must be important. lnkd.in/g5rVytu for my brother, my father-in-law, for Mike and Maral.

SanDiegoStory.com by Critics LLC takes Best of Show Websites and, 4th year in a row, Best Entertainment Website at the 2018 San Diego Press Club Awards judged by press clubs in other cities. #sandiego #journalism #jawards2018

SanDiegoStory.com by Critics LLC takes Best of Show Websites and, 4th year in a row, Best Entertainment Website at the 2018 San Diego Press Club Awards judged by press clubs in other cities. #sandiego #journalism #jawards lnkd.in/gc5VtYj

SanDiegoStory.com by Critics LLC takes Best of Show Websites and, 4th year in a row, Best Entertainment Website at the 2018 San Diego Press Club Awards judged by press clubs in other cities. #sandiego #journalism #jawards lnkd.in/gaGixZ7

Mattress Firm Amphitheatre #mattresses Worst traffic management getting to concert and leaving #concert #traffic #sleeptrain

@JNaureckas @MailChimp Amen. The latest install of Wordpress disabled two plugins I've used for a long time, AutoChimp and Wordchimp. I haven't found good replacements yet.

.@MailChimp Our webperson has convinced me that we have to stop using the long-out-of-date AutoChimp. It's a drag, though, that MailChimp only autosends once per day--ostensibly for spam issues? That never seemed a problem with AutoChimp; I wish you'd let us take our chances.

Former President of Mexico Vicente Fox speaks via Skype to San Diego Rotary #skype #fox #rotary lnkd.in/g5B7WCT

JC #Superstar live sound mix is like most modern mixes...too much instrument not enough voice. Sounds muffled.

Watchers of #TheCrown: why no mention, in the drama about Princess Margaret wanting to marry a divorced man opposed by the Church of England because he was divorced, that the Church of England was founded as a split from Rome when the pope would. not let Henry the 8th divorce!!!

Chair of the Day Greg Sterner introduced Dr. Tiffany Chow speaking on clinical trial progress for #Alzheimers to Rotary Club 33 lnkd.in/eVb3yJz

@QuickBooks doubles their monthly fee? Too bad it’s not double the value. Time to move on. #FAIL

Take a look at the latest project from Page Mountain: jacewines.com The first wine arrives from Italy tomorrow but is on sale right now!   Good stuff. lnkd.in/eXNH-Qc

Watching Consumer Bob: How to Stop Robocalls with special guess who?