Mark Knox

@Chipscheese1Ed Ticketmaster swap aye?

@Chipscheese1Ed £50 altogether?

Why is As Told By Ginger not on Paramount plus?… asking for a friend obviously

Happier kids, more focussed, motivated, higher attainment, more connected to school, better nutrition , less stigma, better attendance… Probably a net economic benefit due to factors above. Any negatives?? bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

Haaland now has as many PL hattricks as Ronaldo, Vardy and Lampard. He's played eight games.

The news about those PSNI officers behaviour taking photos of a dead body after ordering the deceased loved ones out of the room, exposing his genitals & adding mocking sectarian captions has been lost amid the chaos in WM but it’s one of the most depraved things I’ve ever read

That he’s English? An MP in an English constituency? A fan of women’s football? Also if you think this is bad from a leader wait until you hear about Boris this past 3 years…

@Andymate9 @Abigboydidit7 @NoSeaBorder @MickKennedy76 Lurgan 😂

Belfast needs a good boot up the hole

Anyway that’s an insight into my life and sartorial choices. Life isn’t a competition but that guy was winning.

And when I got there there was this other fella- grey t-shirt that he must have been wearing for the past week, grey jeans, wild curly hair that looked like he’d just rolled out of bed and a pair of sliders on (no socks) I felt absolutely robbed to have been out Sandlered.

I watched 2 Adam Sandler movies last night (Heather’s away and Sadie was sleeping) and this morning I channeled young Sandler in my Sunday morning outfit- New York Knicks hoodie, carpenter jeans and sambas. I swaggered along (as much as you can while pushing a pram) to Starbucks

@conlan1006 Still going?

@sarahjanejpg Still available?

Selling 2 tickets for Liam Gallagher in Belfast June 24th #ticketfairy

If any journalists would like to discuss this further just get in touch 😂

Here’s mine- Lots of us Protestants growing up in the 00’s lost all interest in unionism and loyalism when they kept organising band parades on a Friday night while Big Brother eviction shows were on. That’s the point we lost interest.

I haven’t tweeted in months but I’m back with a really hot political take...

WhAt’S HaPpEnED tO cItY tHiS yEaR? So many people said this to me about 2 weeks into the season. Happy Christmas. #bluemoon

Why not sponsor a young person in poverty this Christmas so we are able to provide them with academic mentoring, a skills academy and more. aspireni.org/shop

@dmswylie @Cristiano It was good while it lasted.

This will long live as one my favourite ever tweets from @mrmarkknox 🤣 welcome home @Cristiano #MUFC