Mike Powell

@whatcrow Maga

Kanye West and I are in an abusive relationship

I love the look the cop and portable scale operator get when they realize you're empty. That's right, not today mfs

H. Jon Benjamin just tried to sell me Arbys on the tv. Somehow he's not convincing when he's not Archer

I remember spending good hard earned money on a 15GB hard drive, now I only use 1.72GB of my 15GB gmail space.

@XFINITY I've been paying $10 more for my package than what it's being sold for on the website. Nobody is being very helpful.

My semi truck always gets poor fuel mileage during the 3 minutes eastbound and down is on the radio.

I just want to make enough money in my lifetime that people talk shit about me...

One step ahead of you fortune cookie, thanks anyway though.

At Duffys with my great grandma on her 90th birthday....

@norriszd @jkilgore those people shut right up when you mention your vascetomy

Install time on a water pump in my new boat... 8 beers, 12 motherfucks. First time I've I wished I was built like @norriszd #tightspace

Who wants to go boatin?

@whatcrow na... just pave their way... I was blacktopping their taxiway

@naturallyella There's always truckin... you can blog about being a woman in the industry. Write a book about truck stop cooking.

Just chillin on the tarmac....

Well its official.... I'm a landlord.

I'm a responsible drinker... I just attempted to make my mortgage payment online... apparently drunk me did that 2 days ago...

@norriszd hmm... I'd go more sally field on the hood of a bandit edition trans am with my 'ol buddy Burt in the background.

Any of my ridin buddies wanna cruse around tonight?