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@mrobdoesitall

In the sober light of day it's a little too bright out | Will be mean to people you hate for food | Writer | Ball Knower

Katılım Mayıs 2026
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MRob@mrobdoesitall·
I followed the first person to ever like a Tweet of mine. Kind of like framing the first dollar bill made in a new business.
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@Vicky Nick Hornby has excellent metaphors and analogies in his novels.
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Victoria@Vicky·
My hobbies: metaphors and symbolism
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@philosophymeme0 The second word in this account is doing the heavy lifting it appears.
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@be_like_ice Because bad faith discourse is rampant enough for it to have become a default setting.
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𝓲𝓬𝓮@be_like_ice·
Neurotypical people can you explain to me why when someone asks you a question you get so upset? Why do y'all often misinterpret questions as being combative?
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Cape Ann, bottom shelf@_JiggityJohnson·
My neighbor and I are both sitting in our respective gardens, quietly observing. I have the same hobby as a 90 year old man
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@NoahMullins @_chaseface @CartoonsHateHer That's not the fault of the screens or even their unsocialized behavior. It's the result of unchecked stupidity, which isn't helped by social media, but isn't patient zero either.
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Cartoons Hate Her!@CartoonsHateHer·
I think people are generally Not Okay because you used to see a hot photo of a college girl in a bikini with the caption "she's so hot" and now the caption is like "just imagine all the guys she's stringing along while some disgusting old oligarch flies her to Miami."
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@Addison_a18 No, I'm just a stubborn asshole who was raised by a woman who tried to control everything I did well into my 20s and now being every minor inconvenience triggers me and gets filtered through my nervous system as a insufferable nuisance. I'm a bad partner.
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Addison 💋@Addison_a18·
A surprising number of single men seem happier avoiding dating completely, probably because ghosting and mixed signals exhausted them emotionally.
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gill@contactabrother·
when people are addicted to coke it’s like okay how are you affording that
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@graciehartie I believe it. Good men don't care about a woman's sexual past enough for it to undercut their feelings and the only drawback is criticism from a bunch of loser incels on the internet; a decent man especially doesn't care what they think. They're happy off of Twitter not giving af
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MRob@mrobdoesitall·
@damnidc__ I don't know a single woman my age or remotely within my age group that would care what some middle aged dude who is into teenagers likes because they don't exist as far as they are concerned beyond just thinking they are pathetic and barely even people.
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🦢@damnidc__·
I saw a thread of guys talking about how 35 yr old women are upset that men their age want 18 yr olds. They attributed this to.... jealousy. Naw man, we aren't jealous. It's just WE'VE BEEN 18 yr old girls. We know how creepy and predatory it feels to have older men chasing us.
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@Spamfromk That wasn't google answering. That was google citing a study from Nickelodeon.
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白夜 ♡@Spamfromk·
just googled at what age a man fully emotionally matures and it deadass said 43 years old… i’m out 😭 Why do women mature faster than men?
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MRob@mrobdoesitall·
@Nick314159Nick There would be no viral post to respond to if it just said "I left my therapist because I developed feelings for her"... normal, natural, there's even a word in the practice for it. This is only in the atmosphere because this person was gross.
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Nicki@Nick314159Nick·
What do you think attraction is? Most people are just put off by the details... but I assure you, many men have these thoughts and much worse! There is no point in pretending that this isn't happening.
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Nicki@Nick314159Nick·
I think most men have these thoughts, actually. Anytime a slightly attractive woman gives a man attention and makes him feel cared about or heard, he will probably want to "fuck her brains out" and fantasize about doing so in various ways.
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@ma1ybe Sigh. I am sure you're being hyperbolic and don't believe this person is prescriptive of all men. But even if not -- jesus fucking christ, why promote his shit takes and participate in any discourse that comes from it? He's an dipshit, why give a dipshit the satisfaction?
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@ThatEricAlper This is a pretty instinctual thing that doesn't need a qualifier.
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@ZeroSuitCamus Drunk and crying while listening to Billy Ocean's "Love Really Hurts Without You" at 40
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Claire Penis@ZeroSuitCamus·
If you’re an aspiring filmmaker I’m curious: what was the moment you realized you wasted your entire life?
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MRob@mrobdoesitall·
@madsssagascar Looking forward to your episode of Dateline
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maddie@madsssagascar·
every picture taken of me looks like the last known image of someone’s missing sister from 1997
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MRob@mrobdoesitall·
@CandiceHollaway Behave like a decent person not purely guided by your own self-interest. If you think that face has a gender you have shit you need to work out on your own.
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Candice Hollaway@CandiceHollaway·
So much of the relationship advice I see on here is telling women to behave more like men and men to behave more like women. Good luck with that.
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MRob@mrobdoesitall·
I'm not necessarily happier alone. I am just never as miserable as I was in a relationship at times. That's not even their fault necessarily. Two people want different things in a moment and one of them is going to end up unhappy. You lose enough of those fights and it stops being worth it.
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Jessica Love@jessica_lovee95·
A lot of single men seem completely checked out of dating now, like they replaced romance with gym memberships, football, and pretending they’re happier alone.
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