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They Call Me Figgs

@mroctober29

Slightly above average. Cooking and laughing are my favorite things to do. If your energy is negative, I have some positive energy you can borrow.

North Carolina, USA Katılım Nisan 2009
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Can’t believe they did this on the last day of Black History Month. Iran, just come get him and his people. We don’t even like them.
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I’m accepting applications for help. You can apply in my inbox.
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As much as I try, my sons never let me get my Saturday morning cleaning in. I have to constantly break up fights or help them with something. I only end up getting 1/3 to 1/2 of my place clean before I have to tap out. Now here I am, 1 hour into cleaning while they’re asleep 🫠
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I couldn’t even make it through The Perfect Neighbor. Now I’m going to bed both angry and sad.
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@Ravens y’all ever thought about trading Cooper Rush for Sheduer Sanders? Think about it… that would be a good combination of QBs… @ShedeurSanders what’s up?!
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Two failed tush pushes in a row and a stop on 4th & 1… at the goal line??!?! What the actual fu**?! @Ravens
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@Ravens go get another back up QB. I don’t care what it cost. I’ll put up part of the money. I cringe every time I see the ball leave Rush’s hand.
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I’m doing this purely out of curiosity. What are three things you need to pray about more? I’ll start. -My decisions (BEFORE I make them. It’s easy to pray about it afterward.) -Guidance -Discipline
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You fine as hell. No BBL. Come here… Or whatever Chris Brown be saying.
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Being private has its perks. But then there’s the reality that people assume that my life is one way when it really isn’t. 🫠 Let’s clear things up right quick… No, I’m not married. I’ve never been married. And I’m on year 2 of being single. Alright, bye. ✌🏾🙂
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Let me get this straight… Mass shooters who kill multiple people (including children at schools). They go to trial. A person who kills a known strong supporter of this unholy, incompetent, bigotry-ridden, dirt bag of an administration. Death penalty. Immediately?
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Bud came out with the Desporado mariachi guitar case. I like it.
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Ladies, “Leave your man alone” season begins this weekend 🏈. It’s a good time to go find a hobby or to enjoy your current hobbies. 😂
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@amazon pays Amazon Flex drivers (people who use their own vehicles to make deliveries) $0.81 per mile on some delivery routes. That’s disgusting in this economy.
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Random thought of the day: Why does it seem like a lot of us are quick to reciprocate negative energy in a relationship but will make people jump through hoops for reciprocated positive energy in a relationship?
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On today’s episode of ‘Parenting: WTF?’: My son broke his own record for how long he can cry. Today’s time: approximately 1 hour and 40 minutes. I am not okay. Can someone please send coffee, Tylenol rapid release, and a prayer?
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