They Call Me Figgs

Can’t believe they did this on the last day of Black History Month. Iran, just come get him and his people. We don’t even like them.

I’m accepting applications for help. You can apply in my inbox.

As much as I try, my sons never let me get my Saturday morning cleaning in. I have to constantly break up fights or help them with something. I only end up getting 1/3 to 1/2 of my place clean before I have to tap out. Now here I am, 1 hour into cleaning while they’re asleep 🫠

Kyle Hamilton stays injured.

So boom, hear me out… @leonthomas does an EP of only D’Angelo covers…

I couldn’t even make it through The Perfect Neighbor. Now I’m going to bed both angry and sad.

@Ravens y’all ever thought about trading Cooper Rush for Sheduer Sanders? Think about it… that would be a good combination of QBs… @ShedeurSanders what’s up?!

Whole NFL season got crack in it.

Two failed tush pushes in a row and a stop on 4th & 1… at the goal line??!?! What the actual fu**?! @Ravens

@CoachMarcHarris @Ravens That man is out there playing scared.

@mroctober29 @Ravens I absolutely agree with this message

@Ravens go get another back up QB. I don’t care what it cost. I’ll put up part of the money. I cringe every time I see the ball leave Rush’s hand.

I’m doing this purely out of curiosity. What are three things you need to pray about more? I’ll start. -My decisions (BEFORE I make them. It’s easy to pray about it afterward.) -Guidance -Discipline

You fine as hell. No BBL. Come here… Or whatever Chris Brown be saying.

Being private has its perks. But then there’s the reality that people assume that my life is one way when it really isn’t. 🫠 Let’s clear things up right quick… No, I’m not married. I’ve never been married. And I’m on year 2 of being single. Alright, bye. ✌🏾🙂

Let me get this straight… Mass shooters who kill multiple people (including children at schools). They go to trial. A person who kills a known strong supporter of this unholy, incompetent, bigotry-ridden, dirt bag of an administration. Death penalty. Immediately?

Bud came out with the Desporado mariachi guitar case. I like it.

Ladies, “Leave your man alone” season begins this weekend 🏈. It’s a good time to go find a hobby or to enjoy your current hobbies. 😂

@amazon pays Amazon Flex drivers (people who use their own vehicles to make deliveries) $0.81 per mile on some delivery routes. That’s disgusting in this economy.

Random thought of the day: Why does it seem like a lot of us are quick to reciprocate negative energy in a relationship but will make people jump through hoops for reciprocated positive energy in a relationship?

On today’s episode of ‘Parenting: WTF?’: My son broke his own record for how long he can cry. Today’s time: approximately 1 hour and 40 minutes. I am not okay. Can someone please send coffee, Tylenol rapid release, and a prayer?