Karen Reilly

@rainbowchaser79 My Dyson hairdryer blew in Milan 🙈

Turns out the power adapters in Mexico aren’t woman enough to run my Dyson Airwrap. So I’m just gonna go feral haired for the next week …..

@icod The mum from About a Boy

Do you know what I hate? Those bloody drumming bands. Full of middle age dangly earring vegetarians.

@Carter_LikeDan Oh no snoopy, everything crossed for you 🙏🏻

Rightio we need all the paws in we can get. Vet had given our Snoops the once over and thinks he’s found very worrying things. Bloods, FNA and scan in the morning. Vet said if it’s what he thinks it is we’re “hellishly unlucky”. Humans are very quiet. #dogsoftwitter #dogsofx

@Kesthecollie North East Fife for stunning beaches - Tentsmuir and St Andrews West Sands

We need to use some annual leave from werk so will go somewhere fun in the UK in July. But where? Scotland? Isle of Man? Isle of Wight? Needs beaches, openness, and walkies

@Carter_LikeDan Clever boy!

Because we are neglected and ignored, I have a new trick to get Pack Leader’s attention - I’ve worked out how to turn the TV on in the snug next to his office. Can’t get any of the channels working though. Lack of opposable thumbs. #dogsoftwitter #Dogsofx #DogsofTwitter

@AngieBeatDown Yeah, we only got the sofa done because we were selling it - I’d have been mortified if the people who bought us had got it cleaned 🤣

@mrsReilly74 I’m sure the cleaner makes it look worse than it is but it’s shocking how much comes out! I have leather sofas but I can only imagine how bad it would be if fabric with the toddler and dogs 😂

Nothing like having your carpets upstairs cleaned to keep you humble about how clean your home is…mortified. I’m So glad I no longer have carpets on the ground floor 😅

@NatalieAHood The Grill!

Don’t know about anyone else in Aberdeen but as good as this place is the toilets are always honking 😷 Where am I? 🍻

@rainbowchaser79 @shedseven Wow! Where are you off to? I’ve got Edinburgh and Liverpool

So, basically all my fun money has gone on tickets and hotels. This is going to be my most prolific #Shedcember ever ❤️❤️ @shedseven

@Carter_LikeDan I regret getting rid of our crate. Now he thinks our bed is his.

Sometimes people say our humans are cruel for crating us overnight. Our crates are MASSIVE - here #snoopysaurus is modelling the front room bit of his. Is more a suite than a crate. Our humans’ only cruelty is starving us to death with insufficient treatos. #dogsofx

@icod Cleaners are the experts!

@mrsReilly74 Cleaner prefers her Henry, but the handheld one is good for her

Cleaner's off. I'm INTO IT

@Carter_LikeDan @BonnieBess6 I don’t get breakfast because apparently I need to lose weight. Rude.

@BonnieBess6 Breakfast is before coffee time!! Otherwise you’ll starve to death!!

I know your trying to drink your coffee and do the crossword but it is actually 30 seconds past breakfast time #HankMarvin

@Carter_LikeDan I’ve got you for an alibi.

@mrsReilly74 Deffo been framed GEDDIT??

I do not know why there is mud on the door frame. I am the best goodest dog, look at my good boy face and sit. Where’s Snoopy when I need him?! #dogsoftwitter #DogsofTwittter #dogsofx

@IanATP @wembleystadium Love this. Such a precious moment.

Last night, a woman behind me came over pre kick off and said 'I've just captured a video of you and your son. Can I send it to you?' I gave her my email and I think it might just be my favourite video ever. @wembleystadium

@AngieBeatDown Soup, ice cream, I liked jelly when I got mine out. They should give you aftercare advice re painkillers, rinsing.

People who’s had multiple wisdom teeth out at once…what do I need stock up on? Having 3 of them out on Friday (I don’t have a 4th never grew).

@rainbowchaser79 Hope you’re ok - it is the best toast though ❤️

IYKYK No better tea and toast. Fact. Gods bless our NHS

@iCodAgain Looks like a children’s tv presenter.

@aj__lmao Was it papa Smurf?

btw that guy in NW with the blue jacket and red hat is the biggest wet wipe on the planet 😭😭 embarrassing