Courtney Johnson

@SouthwestAir DM sent!

@mrsjohnson110 Sorry to hear that your flight was canceled, Courtney. In the event of a cancellation, we can rebook you on another available flight or refund the cost of your air fare. Please send a DM with your confirmation number if you need assistance getting your air fare refunded. -Raven twitter.com/messages/compo…

Hi @SouthwestAir our flight out of Orlando was cancelled yesterday morning and we had to rent a car and drive back to Ohio! What is your policy for rental car refunds?? 16 hours in the car with two kiddos is no joke! Help a mama out! #southwestairlines #southwest #fingerscrossed

@Erik110 Okay okay okay phew!

@mrsjohnson110 Said friends, not family. Keep your panties on jeesh.

Adulting. Realizing you actually have 0 friends.

Hey @ColumbusCrew… get your fan experience under control so you don’t have to explain to your crying 5 year old fan why he can’t join everyone else on the field. You just lost a season ticket holder.

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@maryellen61201 @GilmoreGirls Cheers!

I feel like you can tell a lot about a person but what the put on the grocery belt when checking out. Like the chick behind me with a case of White Claw, 20 Fancy Feast cat meals, and pints of ice cream. You can’t be any more single than that right there.

@maryellen61201 I would get some sports ankle sleeves to wear while you run. I have bad ankles as well and my orthopedic doc told me to do this. I spent an entire summer training for a half marathon while wearing them and it made my ankles SO much better. Now I don’t even have to wear them.

@jenny_heady Because he’s a toddler. And toddlers are tiny terrorists. Do not negotiate.

@Erik110 Yep!!! I say it... my mom says it... it’s a thing.

Have you or a loved one ever used the a sentence similar to “quit prickin with that thing”. Please settle this debate. Thank you.

If you’ve never googled “where are French fried onions in the grocery store,” have you ever really lived?

I never know what to wear the day after an attempted coup.

@maryellen61201 Yes! Because my problem is that I get it done too fast. So my work load doesn’t seem as much as others. And then I think I’m not doing enough. #thestruggle

I wonder how @TwistedTea sales are doing right now #TwistedTea

@Bri_Januszyk I was super exhausted yesterday and feel really irritable today. I just need to make it through the first week!!! I’ll have to get that Gatorade!!!!

Day 1 of no sugar. And I’ve basically slept all day and have zero energy. This. Sucks. #threemonthdetox

@Hanna_Rache You’re not wrong.

@Andy Courtney from Columbus, OH. Question 4 Lisa: I appreciate the high goals U set for yourself, but after this season have you been able to devote more time to your family? Also, the clap backs you give the ladies when they come for you is quality top tier shade w/ a touch of class.

My team is getting ready for THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY REUNION! Tweet me all of your Qs for the ladies & their husbands now! Let me know where you're from in the question!