my therapist knows about you

@el_jastip @Gieehad judi with extra steps😹

simplenya gini Ada Buy ada Sell Misal Kamu nebak harga emas tembus di $4000 sampai akhir bulan Mei 2026 Kamu buy $100 kamu tebak YES, jika tebakanmu benar kamu akan dapat $200 (tergantung kondisi pasaran, semakin tinggi kemungkinan, semakin kecil returnnya) terdengar seperti judi? Nanti dulu Ada alternatif yg lain, jika saat itu pasar berbalik, dan kayaknya emas kamu nggak bakal tembus harga $4000 sampai akhir bulan Mei 2026. Kamu bisa pasang posisi Sell dari harga yg kamu beli tadi, ibaratnya cutloss. KL judi, once kamu udah pasang ya nggak bisa di revisi. KL Polimarket, posisi kamu bisa dijual belikan

Ada yang ngerti Poly market ? ini dia lebih ke judi ya ? bet on everything ? boleh reply yang lebih ngerti ya.

@Gieehad judi. except you’ve got a literal risk-free edge on there🤫

no doubt at this level, unemployment is the ultimate double edged sword. blessing in disguise at its absolute peak.

@0xOmnia the only correct spelling is higherliquid

Red flag spelling errors when people reach out to you about Hyperliquid: 1) HyperLiquid 2) Hyper Liquid lmao

@Henrik_on_HL mathematically impossible for hyperliquid to not drop some, but i printed good amount of $$ on their dex. so it wasn’t a big deal tho

What if neither TradeXYZ nor Hyperliquid will ever do another airdrop

“kalo gua jadi lu, mending taro sini, masukin kesana, buka bisnis itu..” be me then(?)

aight, from now on, im dedicating this account to shitposting about hyperliquid and random silly things in life. the alpha will be on my sec acc.

@tanyakanrl akal akalan DJP😹

💚 Secara rata rata umur 25-27 tuh tabungannya berapa sih? Sharing dong, sender pengen tau. Overthinking banget akhir akhir ini 😞

@calledkeyy imo, hyperliquid is far better and simpler ketimbang cex bang -fully onchain and transparent orderbook -cheaper fees -no kyc -self custody -seamless and permissionless api setup via agentic wallet -rate limit scaling up sama volume trades -discord channel for api traders

@mrstp__ gada alesan yang gimana-gimana bang, cuma males ribet aja kalo dex

Start $10K dalam waktu seminggu growth 50%. Tapi ada pr, karena api binace gabisa put SL sama TP order jadi harus dipantau terus posisinya. Ada hari di mana ga dipantau sung balik modal lagi😹 Looking for other cex yang ga seketat binace API Sopar sogud, ga sampe ganti session udah close order sih.

@web3tokenomics @reisnertobias @hypurrdash i used to think like that, but then my hft account got raped for $80k in fees and suddenly it started bothering me, ngl

@reisnertobias @hypurrdash Fees is the last thing that bothers you if you are printing. Can't focus on that, not worth the CPU space. 😂

Checked the TOP 10 Wallets out of "Copytrading Top 100" from @hypurrdash All of them do >8 Figures in Volume. Only 1 of them is staking HYPE to save on fees. Conclusion: Profitable traders aren't that fee sensitive?

@eurofounder i thought indonesian was the only one coping this hard lol

My nephew makes €3,000 a month in Berlin as an engineer "Congrats Wilhelm, you must be proud of yourself" I told him "Not really uncle, my friends in the US make over $20,000 a month" he sighed I smiled and took out a piece of paper "Let's adjust this for quality of life, shall we?" I said First I deducted $6,000 from his friends' salaries for health insurance Then $4,000 for gun violence anxiety Another $3,000 for having no paid vacation Then $2,000 for lack of cultural diversity "Your friends make $5,000 a month" I showed him the napkin "But uncle that still leaves them with $5,000, and I only make €3,000" he said "Yes but now we adjust yours upward" I told him + €6,000 for free healthcare + €4,000 for work-life balance + €2,000 for excellent public transport + €2,000 for racially diverse society "You actually make €17,000 a month Wilhelm" I said "I never thought about it like that" he said quietly "Nobody does" I said "That is the tragedy of American propaganda" He called his friends in New York that same night and told them he felt sorry for them European salaries are much higher once you remove the American brainwashing

@Cryptorealis full paper bang?

Jual murah aja 550jt Lumayan buat upgrade ketampanan.

@andreasrtobing_ @Cbb0fe @loraclexyz i faded this when i saw it before, cause it’s kinda rare to see @Cbb0fe do a directional trade instead of a delta-neutral one.

Thanks for the alpha @Cbb0fe @loraclexyz

@zksrzkshmr jangan dikasih paham bang, kuenya buat kita aja 🙂‍↔️

Kasih paham "arbit" aja, paling juga diem.

that’s why I never stop recommending it to everyone to try it at least once in a lifetime. and for indo mfs: do research on non-indo sources/platforms. you’ll find out that you’ve been brainwashed by post-colonial doctrined boomers. tons of papers you could read out there.

reminded me of when i took my first trip 2 years ago at gili trawangan. man, that was the first time i genuinely loved myself and the people in my life, and it has in fact cured my depression permanently. for context, i was literally almost kms 3 weeks before that.

@reisnertobias idc if it’s your engagement farm, but yeah, hyperliquid

can we get 100 people to say hyperliquid

@reisnertobias higherliquid

Looks like those Hyperliquid folks know what they are doing

@andreasrtobing_ hyperliquid

There is only 1 narrative for 2026 Hyperliquid