MRTNFRLCH.

@nosoychris_ @nffc_red_dog @utdreport @JPercyTelegraph At this point, detecting sarcasm online should probably count as a marketable skill.

@mrtnfrlch @nffc_red_dog @utdreport @JPercyTelegraph Sarcasm and other forms of literary devices are dead in the new era of illiteracy, didn’t you get the memo ?

Nottingham Forest will use the £115m sale of Moisés Caicedo as the benchmark valuation for Elliot Anderson [@JPercyTelegraph]

@nffc_red_dog @utdreport @JPercyTelegraph Jesus Christ. Take a deep breath and search up the word “sarcasm”.

@mrtnfrlch @utdreport @JPercyTelegraph Wasn't aware neymar played CDM and transferred club to club in the premier league, must of missed that ya whopper

@Danielrobertss2 @utdreport @JPercyTelegraph 😑

@mrtnfrlch @utdreport @JPercyTelegraph Because Neymar is a winger? What a silly comment

@SullyTalkz @UtdDistrict I’ve got my notifications turned on for you this summer, Sully. Keep up the good freaking work.

Excl: #MUFC and Atalanta have held talks for Éderson with a deal progressing between the two clubs. Personal terms not expected to be an issue. Reports from Italy regarding a deal being agreed are premature as of this moment. Still work to do. @UtdDistrict roundtable.io/sports/soccer/…

@Reave Yup. Or how “aggressive” the lobby was for that particular loot and how many raiders were shot by other raiders during your stay in the lobby. Another addition that would be sick is an “Raider aggression bar” in Speranza, which indicates how aggressive lobbies you tend to be in.

@mrtnfrlch having a tag on the item that differentiates whether it was found in a PVP lobby vs a PVE lobby would be pretty sick

any chance that this “high-value loot” can only be obtained in high-ABMM PVP lobbies? nothing about an item that drops in a friendly PVE lobby screams “high-value” especially when it’s much easier to extract with, and obtain, with nobody shooting back or fighting for it

@indykaila @ManUtd Why 10am if the news is ready now?

Interesting @ManUtd news at 10 a.m. We didn’t expect this to land in our inbox this morning 👀

🏄‍♂️

@miIIionaireson @ThatARCGuy Yep. The same here. I finished my stuff today, but it took longer than I expected honestly.

@mrtnfrlch @ThatARCGuy Bugged for me as well. Got 6 kills in PVP 4,200 damage and my progress wasn't even close to the 5k marker.

How’s everybody’s damage dealing going so far?

Amad, how’s that not 1-0?

@semmutalindwa @indykaila ?

@indykaila He’s tweeting this now so when he gets sacked at the END of the season, he can be like ‘told you’

Liam Rosenior SACKED

@joelbeya He showed that Chelsea are missing out on 3 points.

Garnacho will show Man Utd what they’re missing out on today

So, so, so important these 3 points!

OMFG Olise.

Bad.

@utdreport Bad heading.

77' - Lammens what a save!!

@ARCRaidersGame You can never make some people happy, I see.

📡 Attention, Raiders! Patch 1.23.0 is live, featuring the armor-clad Vanguard Set, alongside a range of fixes. Trigger ’Nades are back in line, unintended weapon and items firing is fixed, and shoulder swap issues have been resolved. Restart your client to download and head to the shuttles! Read the full patch notes here: arcraiders.com/news/patch-not…

@GhostEightThots People with 1000s of hours in a 40 dollar game btw.

I'm so done with ARC Raiders. Used to play the game for hours. Now, maybe an hour at best. The developers don't have a clue and got lucky it's popular because post launch is a joke and shows they don't know wtf they're doing. The matchmaking based on aggression is just ridiculous and completely destroys what should be randomized encounters keeping you guessing. Instead, you know exactly what you're going to get 90% of the time depending upon your previous behavior in prior lobbies and is easy to manipulate.