Tom

The UK’s what

@BobShortimer My Mrs would like to know where you get your crumpets from. That’s no Warbuton’s is it?

Is there a better crumpet than a late night crumpet?

@foxblade98 I’ve been doing a blind taste test to see if I could tell the difference. Only halfway through the group stages but Madri & Staropramen already out. I’ve found there isn’t much difference between most but there are definitely a few stand out bad lagers.

I'd love to conduct some kind of mass taste test on people who wank over these marketing stunt foreign flavour of the months vs, say, Carling & Stella. Confident nobody likes them half as much as they convince themselves they do.

@sspencerukk Once woke up from a night out with the official Matt Hancock app downloaded

Very amusing waking up hungover and checking what you’ve googled the night before

I’d rather go in the luggage hold, thanks

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@SDPortmany Hola. cuanto es el precio por favor?

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Dorries: “Well Boris, I guess it’s our duty to repopulate the cabinet.”

@leeds_lord It was always going to be a sex scandal that got him in the end. I just expected it to be one of his own.

@RobDorsettSky Jesus Christ. Is that what you have to do to be given preferred bidder status these days?

@LewisDeighton17 Chances of it happening four years in a row are 1 in 130,321

@flet_ch Can someone photoshop this with Kirchner having Mel, Derby and Mike Ashley on strings.

Never, ever forget. #NFFC #BORO #LUFC

@nosuchthing @drbecky_ would be great on NSTAAF

We’ve spent this morning discussing who our dream guest would be. But if the curator of moss at the Natural History Museum isn’t available, who would you like to hear sharing their favourite facts on the podcast?

@anundyingfloppa Feck

@leeds_lord Sorry 😂

@leeds_lord google.co.uk

@GaryLineker Howard Moon, explorer

Leicester is just about as far from the sea as you can be in this country, so Jock Wallace had these sand dunes brought in. Brutal. A pat on the back and a retweet for the first to name the chap running next to me?

@waccoe67 @GooleAFC Going by the email adress on their facebook page it does look like there could be a relation to one of the councillors.

@GooleAFC Very poor form , not sure who make up the council these days , or who in fact run Deli 15 but Brian always seemed a decent chap, maybe a link to who serves on the council these days?

Club statement

@hansmollman More like No-Vac Djokovic. Am I right???

because tennis is traditionally played on a court but now he’s going to have to go to the courts to be allowed into the country in order to play the Australian open on the aforementioned tennis court

*bursts in sweating, covered in post-its and biro ink* looks like Novak is ending up in a very DIFFERENT type of COURT

@BatesyV5 This is what i’d go for, but for some reason I expect Bielsa to put Ayling at CB and Drameh at RB.