Mr Vic✌🏿

@abdool_moh @BAshir111alamin No wyn us o

I am working on a business plan to start shipping small cars direct Belgium in bulk to Nigeria. 206, 307, Toyota Yaris different models, etc. We will ship like 10-20 cars and sell each with up to 1million naira discount compared to Nigerian price. Just like PlayStation, this is an opportunity for people who want to buy cheaper from us and make profit. For marketers who want to advertise the cars, the commission we will pay you will be double what Nigerian car sellers give you. Stay tuned!

@iamvictor_ec Cock and bull story

One day, I felt like stopping by my pastor’s house to greet him. When I got there, he wasn’t home. Only his wife was around. She welcomed me warmly, invited me inside, and offered me some juice. We sat together on the same couch, talking casually while I waited for a while. She is only at her 30's why I'm just 24 years, we are gisting taking about chruch activities and life at same time, suddenly I feel attracted by her smile she is beautiful actually,them the spirit of God told me I should make a move by touching her breasts, I did that without thinking the negative results, suddenly she grab the vibes.

@iamvictor_ec Cock and bull story.

I was 22 when my father married his third wife. She was around 25—only a few years older than me and her arrival changed the atmosphere of the house almost overnight. She was light-skinned, carried herself with quiet confidence, and had a way of drawing attention without trying too hard. At first, it felt strange watching someone so close to my age step into the role of my father’s wife. Sadly, just one months later, my father passed away. His death hit our family with a heavy silence and deep grief. The house felt empty, and every day carried the painful reality that nothing around us would ever feel the same.

@might_be_kb @pallnandi If you don’t do it, then you’ll be seen as not serious forgetting all you have been doing and run to another man

@pallnandi Tell me about it , my girlfriend is graduating and I have to buy formals ,help with her nails and make up, then take her to a date for celebrations

Financially, it has now become more expensive to be in a relationship than to be married.

@iamnasboi This nasboi don too day tweet rubbish recently. I’ll give you one more trial before I block you.

@EmzyGadgets For even answering him shows you also like show off. You guys are thesame.

So today at the church, this guy sat beside me and was trying by all means to make me notice he’s using an iPhone with Dynamic Island. I was like this dude had no idea of who he was trying to impress. Funny enough bruh was using a 14 pro with thick bezels ( changed screen ). As I pull out my silver 17 pro to read bible, he later noticed the phone in my hand. he first put his phone for pocket. Werey no remove his phone again up to the end of the service. 😹😹😹

@delelasisi72 @Legah_tr_ Some of you can’t even have proper conversation. Was the moron really necessary? If you’ve never experienced it. Just scroll pass.

@Legah_tr_ No way. Unless you still have data. Stop spreading false rumors. Moron

When you're out of data, there's a way you'll try opening your OPAY account; they'll pity you and allow you to use the app.

@fcb_lisco I love football

Simeone against Real Sociedad fans 😭😭...bruh wanted to fight 😂

Tired of meeting women in survival mode

@Emarged Good una, I beat one girl for mortal she no day follow me talk again. Say I be red flag

For some weird reason, women are extremely good at Mortal Kombat.

@iamjosephine0 @instablog9ja It’s like it’s you that sent that voice note.

@instablog9ja Just ordinary 30k and you're making noise about it? Men really fell off. She's just a girl 🥺

Man shares the voice message he received from a girl he met at the gym earlier that morning

@omonna14 Patrol and knight if it’s there.

I’m confused guys. Which one should i go for ??

@Val_Gadget 12, 128gb how much ?

iPhone 12 ( 128gb) iPhone 14 (128gb) Samsung s21(128gb) Make your bid

@AbisoyeOmotosho @elonmusk This is the reason you were consistent on that police niche.

@Zamaniii0 Anything for this Elon’s money

I had sex with a model early last year, and she suddenly fainted while we were in the middle of it. I initially thought I was doing well and that she had just dozed off, but when I tapped her, she didn’t respond. In less than a second, konji comot for my body. After pouring water on her face and shouting “Jesus” repeatedly, she eventually woke up. When she regained consciousness, she told me she hadn’t eaten anything since morning, which was why she fainted. I gave her some garri to eat, and after she finished drinking it, I continued what I was doing.

@DarkTube He was not having that tap shit.. bro went all out.

@Timinstinct @BigRalphzy @Blaq5nBoy Thats the least you can do for him.. Just find your way and wish him well.

@BigRalphzy @Blaq5nBoy Dem still sidon there. If na me, the moment he threw the first punch at the lastman , I don drop even forfeit my change even if e reach #900

This one own don be 😂🤦‍♂️

@AsakyGRN only one dog did all this ? He has to be hanged

Man shares how his Cane Corso dog went to his neighbor’s apartment and destroyed all his couches and states he’s now in debt cause he’ll have to replace his neighbor’s couches. 😂

@neo_officialll Do women actually enjoy sex thats hard like this ?

Real ones know the neighbour will definitely start fvcking her soon too. Her body will never calm down till she gets a taste of whatever that other woman is feeling in her womb. Women are not that hard to read.

@AbisoyeOmotosho You don sharply make this one your Niche.. I like how smart you are.

Hello Nigerian Police, it’s Wednesday already. We were told these four officers were on their way to Abuja yesterday to face the IGP… but since then, nothing. No update, no statement, just silence. This can’t be another case that quietly disappears under the rug. Too many people are paying attention now. Nigerians are watching this closely and we deserve clear, public updates. This shouldn’t end in handshakes and quiet dismissals behind closed doors. The same way those innocent boys were publicly traumatised, there must be visible accountability. We’re still waiting. Don’t let this fade away. @PoliceNG @PoliceNG_CRU