Marc Simonds

Elite spread up here @BJCole10! Endorsed by @BYates09. #TeaWatch #MountainAir

@BJCole10 first club on the coast to employ a full time media and communications officer. @sheffieldcctas has done so. All HR to Nick Cook.

You must always lie in cricket. - “Missed it by a foot” - “I smashed it onto my pad” - “Yeah mate, it definitely carried” - “I hit 30 on Saturday” - “Dad came to watch” - “They haven’t called the game off yet” - “What’s in your pocket, Cameron?” “Oh, just a sunglasses case”

I'm so sorry Steve, Cameron and David. We've turned our backs on you and it is incredible un Australian.

@BJCole10 @cnwtas @DemonMan3 One of the greatest. Love your work Coley! #RazorRay

While @cnwtas grand final week is mostly about the players, I felt it was worth writing a paragraph or two on one of the great @DemonMan3 stalwarts in Ray Read, who is preparing his first grand final deck. theadvocate.com.au/story/5299025/…

@BJCole10 @hobbit7415 @Keepy27 All good Coley, the celebration should have cost him a week or two anyway. #CarryOn

@msimonds12 @hobbit7415 @Keepy27 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, shit! Sincerest apologies @hobbit7415. Off to specsavers now for a check up.

@BJCole10, @hobbit7415 hasn't forgotten about the inswinger 4 balls in after Xmas. @Keepy27 nod of approval though. #AllTheBestInTheFinals

@hobbit7415 @JordanSpieth Original

@JayMarsh9 What does an engineer do?

@hobbit7415 @JordanSpieth You talk shit @hobbit7415. Couldn't pick your nose mate. Your the guy that wins $500,00 a year on the punt, but you've never punted. #cheers

Stay tuned for some MASSIVE mountaineer updates during the off season.

@BJCole10 12 months on and still makes my mouth water fellas. Only thing that's changed is Big Al's twitter acccount. @alking047

@HouseRulesOn7 how do Sean / Ella get judged highest by the best in the business and then get a 2. Has to be a piss take surely. #pisstake

Man goes to cafe, orders ham and cheese toastie. Expects champagne ham, receives ham steak. Settles for cheese only, ham steak omitted.

@BJCole10 Sheffield CC newest recruit and Advocate's newest reporter. @Ak213419. Doing your job for you coley. #SimbaOnTheJob

@BJCole10 Christmas Day special here.Two ex state captains (soccer / volleyball) going head to head. #represent

@BJCole10 @AlexCKing47 sav watch today. Dev Footy Club 10/10. Sav holder topping things off. #savwatch #savholder

@RossMerrett you really are. Proud of you #whataman

@RossMerrett you're a nice guy!