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Dad skills.

@united He should be kicked off that flight! “ALWAYS HAVE YOUR MASK OVER YOUR MOUTH AND NOSE!” I mean if they can kick a 2y/o off a flight…just sayin’

First Officer Zak K. lived in Afghanistan until he was nine and was one of 8,000 United employees who volunteered to work international missions as directed by the Department of Defense. He recorded this video en route to ​help U.S. civilians and Afghan evacuees.

@ShepRose @SeatGeek @Mets Hahahahahahaha. Poor baby!

I want to be nice. But @SeatGeek screwed me over so hard on @Mets tickets. I have to speak. Ordered 2 dope seats and got a couple emails with confirmation. Tried Downloading tix on way to stadium. And they’re gone. Like it never happened. In nosebleeds now. 🤷🏼‍♂️ 😡

Hey @united HR What form will I need to fill out to be exempt from the COVID VAX for my religious beliefs?

@united Hey HR what form will you provide me to fill out because of medical or religious exemptions from the COVID VAX? It’s the law in Colorado to have our religious freedoms! Let me know!

@KDVR @AuroraGov I wonder if you can get some of this money for all the potholes in Aurora....like Monaghan Rd. Its like playing dodge ball with your car and all those potholes on that road! Help please! #RepaveMonaghanRd

Colorado lawmakers passed a massive transportation bill that aims to spend $5.3 billion to improve the state's roads and infrastructure on Wednesday. trib.al/WqEJu6V

@ChaturDaddy @MikaylahSkyy Neon Green

@thundacat830 @thundacat830 it’s because we are all leaving twitter and going to @Parler_app

Man I’m losing followers like I’m contagious... hundreds at a time...anyone else having same thing happen????

@KDVR Fu@k PoleSucker!

BREAKING: Gov. Polis has extended the statewide mask mandate for another 30 days. bit.ly/33pTYPU

@ShepRose @ShepRose You are calling kettle black! The way you sleep around you disrespect women! The ones you sleep around with are no better then white trash! Check yourself mate! #voteTRUMP2020 #WomenforTRUMP

Every trump supporting woman on twitter looks like they secretly think “he’s rich! I wish he grabbed me by the pussy, maybe i could get a ride on his private jet, i bet it’s got all the Mountain Dew you can drink on there. And maybe some spaghettios.”

Cardi B falsely called the Dayton Shooter a white supremacist. In reality, he was a left-wing Elizabeth Warren supporter. This is why NO ONE should listen to what comes out of the mouths of celebrities.

Today people are asking for #ResignTrump claiming he caused the Mass Shootings Did We blame Obama for Sandy Hook, Orlando Night Club or Charleston Church Shooting? In 2016 over 4,300 were shot in Chicago & we never said Obama shot those people! 👉 #DontBlamePresidentTrump

If all we need is the “right president” as was said this morning, then why did we have mass shootings under Obama?

@KDVR This is what Pole Sucker (polis) is doing to our state!

For the first time, a gay pride flag has been hung up and attached to the Colorado State Capitol.​ kdvr.com/2019/06/14/gay…

For the first time, a gay pride flag has been hung up and attached to the Colorado State Capitol.​ kdvr.com/2019/06/14/gay…

@LivePDNation He was just doing his job!

People are saying this officer was wrong and unprofessional because of his tone of voice? What do you think #LivePDNation??? #WednesdayWisdom #WednesdayMotivation #BackTheBlue

@TomMorrisJr1 Hot and bothered every single time I see this man on #LivePD I would like just one hour with this man....to dominate me! #horny #wet #hotandbothered.

Omg.... my pizza was just on LivePD @OfficialLivePD @dominos #livepd #OrangeCrush too

#LivePd #LivePDNation #crazydukes Those are crazy dukes! "Those aren't daisy dukes, those are crazy dukes"! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️