Marifran Smith 🪷

Today’s mood:

@sappholives83 I hope she becomes a widow, pronto.

Annulment time. He’s shown his true colors. She should get out now, before he escalates. What a piece of crap.

@shonkpa55133 What the male needs is a cake knife in the neck problem.

Where is her daddy brother uncles cousins because it looks like he has a temper and hand problem

@Moonlight_myths The male sounds like an absolute waste of space. The girl he assaulted should press charges against the male and its useless parents. Then, if it’s going to act like a an animal, it should be gelded like one. No need for that DNA to be passed on.

I'm a mom to a 13 year old boy, and I'm still in shock over what he did. He's been seeing a girl from his class for a few months, and yesterday she came to our house. While I was downstairs cooking dinner, I suddenly heard crying and rushed upstairs. I found his girlfriend in tears, covering her face. When I asked what was wrong, my son said she ruined his video game. Then I asked her what happened, and she said my son had slapped her. I was really upset but knew hitting back wasn't the solution. So, I took the girl to the kitchen to help her calm down. When her mom came to pick her up, I apologized for my son's behavior and suggested they take some time apart for now…

@DrSpooky_ER The forbidden gravel!

I crave aquarium gravel

I’ll never forgive society for taking away plastic bags and plastic straws just to turn around and allow boomers to destroy the planet making cartoon AI versions of themselves on Facebook all day long

@TakedownMRAs @CNviolations It’s like my late grandmother used to say, “There’s no point in being ignorant if you don’t show it.”

@CNviolations What is it with right wingers and this incessant need to tell everyone they're the dumbest fucking people alive 🤷‍♂️

Yup.

Happy Perfect Date Day to all who celebrate! #PerfectDateDay

@LucifersTweetz @lanechanged Wood chipper. Feet first, so we can watch the expressions.

People say pedophiles can’t be cured, but there are many ways to cure a pedophile: bullets, rope, decapitation. Pick your pleasure.

I would love to go to a barbecue with Pope Leo. He really knows how to roast a pig.

BREAKING: Kash Patel is reportedly threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. Edgar Boozer.”

So we're calling these guys the "Liquor Cabinet"?

@cuteonlyvibes Quit lying! That’s Baby Cerberus, who guards the gates of heck!

7 YEARS OF GOOD LUCK FOR THOSE WHO DON'T IGNORE THE Triplets.

@dicksp8jr So I’m watching Zoom Court today, and this attorney turns on his camera, and I swear to God, I thought it was Gabriel. So Trickster is getting into the law game…and honestly, that tracks. #TeamGabriel #Supernatural #SPNFamily

@DarkMoe3 @AzPetrich Would you prefer a Big Kahuna Burger, or a Royale with Cheese?

@AzPetrich That was my thinking exactly. You owe me a Coke! And a burger would be nice!

Whoever slipped the Pulp Fiction monolougue in Hegseth's speech and got him to read it as a quote from the Bible is officially my new hero. 🤣😂🤣

“we don’t need to turn christina koch into a celebrity” bla bla bla you know what? i need to see more women like her being celebrated. i’m tired of influencers getting rich by selling stuff we don’t need. bring back professionals that make you dream big, study and work hard.

Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF

@Ryanmariebach78 “To make a long story short…” By the time that’s uttered, it’s too late.

What's a common phrase that annoys you? "To be clear"

Don’t fuck with us, Fifi!! #DerryGirls