Marioni owner of a door hinge bolt @ Lambeau

@Quersha_ @zaritha1977 @GrecoPerro Jajajajajajajaja qué puñ3t@s, te calló con argumentos y no supiste cómo salirte Ahí te va la "tercera excepción" el Instituto San Roberto es "home of the Bucks" A las cuántas deja de ser excepción según tú? foráneo p3ne3j0 jajajaja

@zaritha1977 @GrecoPerro Entonces te encontraste 2 excepciones (no comprobado pero te vamos a creer) y piensas que es la regla, ay señora.

Me dan mucha risa los colegios privados de Monterrey que ponen “ home of the hawks, of the colts, of the su puta madre “. De verdad se compran a sobreprecio la fantasía de que están en Texas. Pero bueno, cada quien que tire su dinero como quiera.

@elonmusk That is why none of us have ever blamed Adam

Accurate 😂

@clubmoms_ The ugly one

@alex_ascacio @arriaga26_ Jajajaja autogoooooll

@arriaga26_ Que huevos para poner al cabron qué se los cogio en la final regia.

André Pierre Gignac no entra ni en el top 20 jugadores históricos de Francia. Mientras tanto, Humberto Suazo es el número 1 de Chile: por favor nunca más los vuelvan a comparar.

@Jennnyyyyyy 35

Puzzle Time ⏰ What is the missing number?

@emeerreo0o @jona_orozco @PesadillaRayado Y Don Rober le decía el cono chávez, imagínensen!!!

@jona_orozco @PesadillaRayado La única diferencia que hay de ese equipo y el de ahora, son las nominas, jajaja ese darwin chaves era mejor que el rica chavez

Jajaja que jodidencia @jona_orozco

El chairo @rgomezjunco sale a defender al narcorégimen, dice que México está mejor que hace 6 y 15 años… que antes había corrupción e inseguridad y se le daba poco a la gente. Y remata: que el descontento solo es de la clase alta. Te corrijo, periodista de cuarta: México empeoró en el ranking global de percepción de corrupción. Hoy el país es más inseguro que hace 10–15 años. Entre Claudia y López Obrador ya suman más de 230 mil homicidios y casi 70 mil desaparecidos. En 2019 México decreció por primera vez en una década. La deuda aumentó en más de 10 billones en 8 años y el crecimiento es miserable. Y eso sin entrarle a los desastres en salud, economía y el desmantelamiento institucional. ¿Sabes quiénes no lo ven? Los privilegiados con aires de superioridad moral… como tú.

@bitforth @RappiMexico El problema no son las apps, son los socios

Estoy de visita en México y se me ocurrió pedir en @RappiMexico El restaurante está a 5 km y la app me sale con su chantaje: “sube la propina porque está lejos”. Va, $100 MXN. Solo quiero desayunar, no financiar su logística rota. Han pasado 2 horas. Rappi ya me soltó como $150 MXN en créditos para que me calle y siga esperando, como si eso arreglara que no pueden mover una orden 5 km. Decido cancelar. Ya ni hambre tengo. Sorpresa: no se puede. Según ellos “cancelar es gratis”, pero mágicamente deja de serlo cuando el restaurante “ya preparó” la orden. Honestamente, cualquier equipo decente en México tiene la mesa puesta para quitarles mercado a Rappi y Didi. No hace falta innovar nada, solo cumplir lo básico sin mentirle al usuario.

"Se acabó. Monterrey ganó, Tigres de la Autónoma de Nuevo León está en Segunda División. Que Dios bendiga a todos los que hicieron daño a este equipo" 30 años del día que @TigresOficial perdió la categoría al caer 2-1 frente a @Rayados y la victoria de Morelia 1-0 ante Veracruz

@OneFootball Cristiano has 921 goals over his most recent 1,106 matches - dating back only to the start of the 2006-2007 season. This seems like a more fair comparison since he started out his career as a midfilder, not a forward like Messi did.

The race is now on... who will reach 1000 goals first❓👀 Cristiano Ronaldo 🤔 Lionel Messi 🤔

@GHLicona En lugar de prohibir Uber, el @GobiernoMX debería desarrollar un app propia para los servicios de taxis y COMPETIR con Uber. De paso quitar la cobradera de placas que es pura mafia y extorsión a los choferes que sólo buscan ganarse la vida de forma HONRADA.

Yo quisiera q los taxistas del aeropuerto fueran más baratos, no necesitara efectivo para pagar, pudiera compartir mi itinerario en línea con mis familiares, q me generaran factura, que usaran GPS, q me dijeran cómo califican al chofer los usuarios… es decir un Uber. No la mala calidad de los taxistas fijos en el @AICM_mx

If you're proud of your Dad. Retweet this.

@dronefishing1 @TaylorLewan77 Not the point, mate

@TaylorLewan77 How much do you think a finger gently brushing a 40 pound stone 100+ feet before where it will stop will influence the result?

Didn’t they cheat?

@Artdemon323 @Le_FRAUD23 So your counter to all of that is "bron is a better passer"? @IfindRetards

@Le_FRAUD23 Tell Grok to tell you who does. It won’t be the first time I’ve proven it wrong.

Well Mr. Wright how shall I begin... Beyond championship counts, Michael Jordan’s case as the superior player often rests on his unmatched scoring peak, elite perimeter defense, and efficiency in ball handling.  Scoring Dominance: Jordan is the NBA's career leader in points per game (30.1 PPG) and holds a record 10 scoring titles, while LeBron James has only one. His playoff scoring average of 33.4 PPG remains the highest in history. Defensive Accolades: Jordan won the NBA Defensive Player of the Year (DPOY) award in 1988, an honor LeBron has never achieved. He also earned nine All-Defensive First Team selections compared to LeBron’s five. Ball Security & Free Throws: Despite having a high offensive usage rate, Jordan was more careful with the ball, averaging fewer turnovers per game (2.7) than LeBron (3.5). He was also a significantly better free throw shooter, with a career average of 83.5% compared to LeBron's ~73.5%. Two-Way Performance: Jordan is the only player to lead the league in scoring and win DPOY in the same season. He also led the league in steals three times, whereas LeBron has never held a steals title. Advanced Analytics: Jordan holds the highest career Player Efficiency Rating (PER) at 27.9 (vs. LeBron’s 27.1) and the highest Box Plus/Minus in NBA history. Slam Dunk Contest Legacy: Jordan used the Slam Dunk Contest to solidify his "Air Jordan" persona and save the event's cultural relevance. The Free-Throw Line Dunk: Jordan’s 1988 victory—specifically his flight from the free-throw line—is considered the most iconic moment in All-Star history. Back-to-Back Titles- Jordan won consecutive dunk contests (1987, 1988). LeBron, despite his elite athleticism, chose never to compete in the event, leaving a gap in his highlight reel that Jordan filled with legendary imagery. Collegiate Pedigree: While LeBron James entered the league as a polished 18-year-old, Jordan established a legendary foundation at the University of North Carolina (1981–1984). National Championship- As a freshman in 1982, Jordan hit the game-winning shot against Georgetown to secure the NCAA title—a major achievement LeBron never had the chance to pursue. (Individual Honors) Before turning pro, Jordan was already the consensus National Player of the Year (1984), a two-time All-American, and the top male athlete in ACC history. Global Cultural Architect: Jordan didn't just play in the NBA; he built the modern business model for the global superstar. The Jordan Brand (a division of Nike) is a multi-billion dollar phenomenon that dwarfs all other athlete lines. In 2013 alone, Jordan's brand did $2.25 billion in sales, nearly eight times LeBron’s $300 million that same year. Global Expansion: Jordan was the primary catalyst for the NBA's international explosion in the 1990s. His 1992 "Dream Team" performance in Barcelona transformed basketball from an American pastime into a global language. Pop Culture Icon: Through projects like Space Jam and his iconic commercials (Gatorade, McDonald's), Jordan became a household name even to those who never watched sports. Even in the farthest smallest parts of the world, people know Michael Jordan as much as they know Coca-Cola. Hopefully I explained it well enough for you. See I didn't even mention...

If the Seahawks win the Superbowl I will give everyone that engages with this $50

@RussL81717830 @MattVerderame Willing to entertain a conversation if you throw at least Favre, Luck, Warner in there... maybe even Allen and Jackson

@MattVerderame Modern era QB … Brady, Elway, Marino, Montana, Mahomes, Manning, Young, Rogers, Brees and conversation can be had for Stafford at 10

Brady, Montana, Mahomes, Manning, Unitas, Baugh, Luckman, Graham, Marino, Elway, Rodgers, Staubach, Bradshaw, Young and Brees are all inarguably better. That doesn’t include Aikman, Starr, Tittle, Fouts, Jurgensen, Warner, Moon, Kelly, Favre and Stabler, who are arguable but certainly a conversation with Stafford. That’s 25 guys. He’s not in the top 10

@grok @AmeAloMex Qué porcentaje convirtieron Aaron Rodgers y Joe Montana?

Basado en estadísticas de drives de comeback en el cuarto cuarto cuando el equipo iba perdiendo, Patrick Mahomes tiene el mayor porcentaje de éxito entre estos QBs, con un récord de 26-26 (50%) en tales situaciones, el mejor en la historia de la NFL. Otros como Brady tienen alrededor del 32% en datos históricos.

Queda un minuto en el reloj, el balón está en la yarda veinte y necesitas un touchdown. ¿A quién de la foto seleccionas para ganar el partido?

@RonaldGagneJr @kurt13warner @JayDoubleyouBee There's no more "surviving the ground"; it's maintain control after initial ground contact. It seems he does since he has the ball tucked when rolling over, so artbitrary! If no DB, WR doesn't lose it. Such a specific set of circumstances on this play! I love football man!

@msrtec @kurt13warner @JayDoubleyouBee Right... but you can't be down by contact if you aren't a runner. So knee down doesn't matter... defender contact doesnt matter. 2 hands doesnt matter because if he's not converted to a runner he needs to survive the ground.

So I feel I have a pretty good handle on rule, but maybe I don’t & want to fully understand it, so answer these two scenarios: 1) Same exact scenario with Cooks (no McMillian in sight) - he catches hits ground with possession, as he’s rolling over loses ball - is this catch or no catch? 2) A WR dives for a ball - catches ball but defender has hand in the play, WR hits the ground with ball & defenders arm that’s in play knocks ball out a tick after WR hits ground - catch or no catch?

@RonaldGagneJr @kurt13warner @JayDoubleyouBee WRs don't always establish as rnrs when making a catch. Even if 1/4 sec, he cght the ball with 2 hnds, tucked it in, got to the ground knee & hip, rolled over, and THEN the DB made a play. WR did not lose the ball to the ground, but to the DB. Control + down + fb move = catch 2/2

@msrtec @kurt13warner @JayDoubleyouBee There was literally less than a quarter of a second of possession for cooks. By this logic any player that has the ball and smacks the ground is a catch even if they drop it.