Tiffany

Flying into Half Moon Bay with wonderful friends and fairy goddaughter Nairobi ✨

my only goal for tomorrow is to think more beautiful thoughts than i did today

Marcus Aurelius wrote this over 1800 years ago: “What are you afraid of losing, when nothing in the world actually belongs to you?”

I have a theory that life meets you at your level of audacity

Water has no effect on fake flowers. This changed my entire mindset about relationships.

texting is cool, but what if we went on a late night drive and played all our fav songs

Animals deserve moral consideration. Animals deserve moral consideration. Animals deserve moral consideration. Animals deserve moral consideration. Animals deserve moral consideration. Animals deserve moral consideration. Animals deserve moral consideration.

Keep your heart in wonder at the daily miracles of your life. Khalil Gibran

There’s no wealth on Earth—no oil, no gold, no fortune—that compares to the value of bees, forests, and clean water.

After waiting for so long, I finally captured this moment—the graceful swan dance became vividly real at this instant.

I wish you a big garden and a clear blue sky. Franz Kafka, 1921.

Being kind and full of love is the whole point

@MarijuanaMoment Legalizing cannabis in CA has destroyed lives. The financial abuse that is cannabis taxation and regulation in the state of CA has been nothing short of a disaster for small businesses.

Newsom Takes Credit For Legalizing Marijuana In California And Discusses 'Complicated' Experience Smoking It At The Grand Canyon: "We were wasting the resources of cops and judges and taking up space in jails and prisons for cannabis." marijuanamoment.net/newsom-takes-c…

@Thebestfigen flesh and curves are more attractive to desirous partners than skeletal fragility….groundbreaking.

Monica Bellucci, 61 - Demi Moore, 63 The Mediterranean diet versus the Hollywood one.

@BellaBaddie__ Pride and Prejudice Keira Knightley version.

Name the most re-watchable movie in history

@HQNewsNow Creepy asf.

Melania: The future of AI is personified. It will be formed in the shape of humans. Very soon, artificial intelligence will move from our mobile phones to humanoids that deliver utility. They fit well. Imagine a humanoid educator named Plato

And for the lady, perhaps alignment with the energetic frequency of her dreams and desires?

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@KTLA Euthanize the officials.

The decision by California wildlife officials to euthanize a mama black bear after two violent encounters with humans in the foothills east of Los Angeles has sparked outrage on social media, with many asking why relocation wasn’t an option. Full Story: ktla.com/news/californi…

Sexually attracted to intellectual conversation and good music taste