Mike Storeshaw
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Mike Storeshaw
@mstoreshaw
Husband to @nicolestoreshaw, dad to two amazing boys. Lock forward. Underqualified coach. A couple other sentence fragments. Separated by periods.
Katılım Eylül 2010
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Yes! And taking away the ability to open on the scores page
Matt Gelb@MattGelb
We need more public outrage for what MLB did to the scoreboard page on its app update.
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[punches keys rapidly on a calculator]
"Yup. Math adds up."
Sportsnet@Sportsnet
Connor McDavid is on the cusp of THREE career milestones 👀 📺: Panthers vs. Oilers TONIGHT at 9pm ET / 7pm MT on Sportsnet
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@colbycosh Oilers win two in a row on the road in regulation against Vegas and Colorado? I can think of nothing -- absolutely nothing -- that could bring me down from this high!
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Whew, those WBC ballgames were really something. And Bam with 83! Time to take a big sip of coffee and see what else is happening in sports
cbc.ca/sports/soccer/…
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@mike_wintrs nothing quite like the Facebook Memories feature to make me feel like a total weirdo daily
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@cselley I mean... it's a toasted pizza sub. I'll admit I may be overselling it
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@cselley That ain't nothin' though. You try going without a Boston Brute for more than six months, see how *you* like it
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@BrockWHarrison The goalie for the other team drives a nice car too
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@mstoreshaw Like he's obviously still good every time steps on the ice.
But bury the breakaway, for starters...
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Hard to think of a dumber take than "having the best player in the world on your team in the biggest possible games is actually bad"
YouTube_Trev@YouTube_Trev
This is a problem.
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@BrockWHarrison I'm not sure what more people would have wanted from him in any of those games, including today. This is just silly.
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@mstoreshaw It's bad if he's not the best player in the world in those games.
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@DPinBC Heh... natural resting is always quite low for me. Gives me plenty of room for stress-induced spikes 😅
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@mstoreshaw 44 bpm? I’m concerned about you. Were you in a coma?
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@brittlorenz @TeamHoman sixth end has me breathing a little more calmly 😅
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It’s not even 10 am and my nerves are already fried watching @TeamHoman vs. Korea. I need this to be over and I NEED Team Canada to win. You don’t understand 😂😭🇨🇦❤️🔥
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@mstoreshaw @DuaneBratt I frequently enjoy different things. But I’m not going to pretend to enjoy something just because people say it’s the politically correct thing to do.
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@MarcWest79 @DuaneBratt It's okay to enjoy something different occasionally. I promise it won't turn you Puerto Rican or gay, you can stop being scared of that
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@mstoreshaw @DuaneBratt Imagine being so obsessed with politics that you have to pretend to enjoy that just say you are a “good guy”?
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@tayls64 @DuaneBratt Hey, fair enough. I don't listen to Bad Bunny either. But I found it immensely energetic and entertaining. I am also not gonna pretend that the reason a certain segment of people "didn't like it" is simply because it wasn't their jam.
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