Matt

Goodbye = God be with you Holy smoke = election of a Pope Breakfast = break the fast Holiday = Holy Day People have forgotten who they are, they don’t even know what the words they are saying actually mean.

🎙️"𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥" Take a bow Mark Allen. Fantabulous.

This is how you fix society btw

I'd rather drink the water from a tin of tuna than be asked to share a fun fact about myself as an icebreaker during a team building activity at work.

And thou initially it might appear funny, this in fact is a really serious issue & problem for our youth. Why is this happening? Why is there one look, one stereotype & all girls are shoehorned into it?

In the 1980s, A&W tried to compete with the Mcdonald's Quarter Pounder by selling a 1/3 pound burger at a lower cost. The product failed, because most customers thought the 1/4 pound was bigger. True story. This is why I don't argue online…

Spurs 26/27 kit leaked early 😭

WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic bottle

@c2c_Rail There weren’t any station staff. Will it be available tomorrow and this week?

@msw_116 Hi there, apologies for the issue you are seeing, please speak to station staff for help with this.

@c2c_Rail Locked bike shed at #Westcliff isn’t responding or opening with fob. Is there an issue?

@MarkN1878 Either this is 10/10 ragebait or 10/10 retarded - Honestly cannot tell some days with you now 🫢

When one English word means its opposite

The single biggest upgrade the web could receive, is allowing the user to open a website, without a cookie pop-up, and simply read the page without it skipping all over the place.

Why re-sign and resign mean opposite things

Yours sincerely most of Britain.... 😉

@BLUENOSEBOB1878 Good job all those Ev trophies for the last 30 years were safe, Bob 😀.

Few pairs of underpants gone walkies with that wind today 👍

Compliments of my better half!