The Bionic farmer

@Hudsonweather Couldn't agree more!!

Absolutely ridiculous comment

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@YWHelp Yes quite a steady flow. Shall I dm the number?

@mt765c Good morning. thank you for making us aware. How bad is this leak? Is it a steady flow? Please may we take a contact number and we can keep you updated - Yorkshire Water Social Team

@YWHelp morning, water leak at side of road at ///shins.daffodils.trains

@djchippy @DaveThroup Can remember as a kid watching the river hull getting dredged, nowadays the river must be nearly half width in places with silt/reeds!

@DaveThroup If the rivers had been dredged like they used to be before this net zero scam we wouldn’t be flooded

My position, to be clear: Drain maintenance is a good thing and can reduce flood risk. Drain maintenance would not have prevented Monmouth flooding last night.

@1986mattw Must have been Whitworth i just assumed being at Selby it was sedamyl🤦‍♂️

@mt765c I would have thought it was Forfarmers/Whitworths as train line doesn’t pass Sedamyl I don’t think 🤔not sure

How satisfying it is to look at a nice clean fleet knowing full well they’ll be blathered in shit 5 minutes down the road on Monday 😩😩😩

@CharlesAnyan You wouldn't see much in a day Mr, was there 2 days and wouldn't see half of it! 😳

Looking forward to a quick trip to one of my favourite cities next week. Having a good friend who farms half way between Berlin and Hannover is definitely one of my better career choices over the years 😁🇩🇪🇩🇪

@1986mattw Went past the place on train back from Heathrow, bit of a flash but saw the white and blue truck half tipped.

@mt765c Quite possibly. I’ve slept since then! 😂

@CammockSalers Am still here and look in occasionally, just got negativity if posted owt so just look in now.

Where did agtwitter go? Used to be quite interesting here. Are there any farmers left?

If there’s anyone looking to see the sights of East Yorkshire this summer then we are looking for drivers for both spreaders and loaders. Please get in touch if you’re interested.

@LimeyBruce @VodafoneUK EE is fairly very good, consistent signal 99% of the time. Might loose it in some of the field dips. 5G is getting better as well.

What phone network do people favour? I’m on @VodafoneUK and it’s crap! You can’t even get 5G on on the outskirts of York! You struggle to get anymore than one bar of 4G just 6miles north of York! It’s been crap since the turning off of 3G! Please sort it out @VodafoneUK!

@thecropdoctor @thwhite_agri Quality machine ours is a 9.90👌

Nice to have this for a few days thanks to @thwhite_agri the macdon is everything I hoped it would be. Wish the weather was as good 🌦️

@bencm305 If want eggs in the winter months put a light in the chicken hut till 10-11pm. Don't expect lots but still a few more than if didn't.

@HillviewSmallh1 do they do that all year round Geoff? I presumed they would go quiet during the winter?

People with a few free range chickens, how many weeks a year do you expect them to lay? 35? 40? And would you say 90% laying is about right or lower?

@woodboroughpark In my 2nd year with one(non gps)and very happy with it, Absolute time saver, saving a lot with fuel, hardly uses any electric. Mine is on the limit, next model up would be better but bit of a jump in money for it. Doing just short of 2ksq/m. Looking at a week be better than a day

We have been trialling a Husqvarna robotic mower (GPS). I would be interested to know of others’ experiences? (I don’t think it cuts anywhere near the claimed area in a day - as in possibly no more than 60%)?

@suffolklottie A cute un too.

Hard to believe just 10 months ago (nearly) she was a 28 week 2lb baby - she truly is the toughest. It’s been a very hard road, one that has changed us all forever but never for a moment do I forget how lucky we are to have her. Nearly time to get back to sugar beet 🌱🌱

@GoodgerSimon @agronomytrainer @BenHipperson @CharlesAnyan @Kingston22W @ProduceSolution @KellyHewsonF @Knaggsy16 @hillson_alison @fenboy01 @reglimagrain @DavidCraigFarm @ThisIsGarbs @GaryWilloughb11 @ssmshah @JadePrinceAg Can the gilets be backdated a couple of years back??🤔😂😂

Keen as mustard our BASIS Arable students. Nice gilets too! @agronomytrainer @BenHipperson @CharlesAnyan @Kingston22W @ProduceSolution @KellyHewsonF @Knaggsy16 @hillson_alison @fenboy01 @reglimagrain @DavidCraigFarm @ThisIsGarbs @GaryWilloughb11 @ssmshah @JadePrinceAg

@ShahadHowe Was in Newcastle a couple of weeks ago and had a great time, it's a nice place will go again. Enjoy the conference and show them up tonight at the quiz.

@SpudSlingsby @_arnaucanto_ I was lucky enough to have a pre production version and sadly I miss not having it now! With bulk of the chemicals it was quicker and had a more thorough can wash system in place. When products get more consistent with the lids etc I would like to request getting one.

@_arnaucanto_ I'm not a fan so far tbh, it won't safe operators much hassle imo

I've been spraying since 1994. In that time, professionalism, tech, traceability and responsibility has moved on massively. Why then, is packaging so bloody crap, in every single way?