Mercedes Tabish

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him: r u stupid me:

Donnie Darko (2001)

Your honor these allegations are

Did my cat write this

wow, another wooden ball. would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there.

no one: roman roy: (•_•) <) )> / \

the last of us when the rest of them walk in

i smiled like i just seen an old friend in passing. a fleeting moment of comfort amidst a world of uncertainty and dread.

god why am I not the baby wrapped in Baby Cabbage Flannel Wrap Blanket

@ChrisWohrle We’ll never know 😔

I wonder if it’s snowing in Redding, CA

hey man don't be named that. don't be named Gibson Jimerson.

“The same app that has “Snake Jack Garland” has E**n making fun of people and then paying them $100 million” -@westoclark

chris martin looks like a toddler named Rydyr at a pre-school that costs $50,000 a year

Grunch grunch @whoweekly

Weston accused me of “turning our porch into a Cracker Barrel” bc I’m feeding half a dozen wild animals throughout the day and night on it

Sometimes you gotta just be like who the flip gives a shoot