Matt Burgess

@RoyalMailHelp @RoyalMail is someone even going to attempt to deliver my stuff? Unacceptable.

34 years ago today, Sgt. Al Powell helped stop a terrorist attack at Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles. May his bravery never be forgotten.

150 kilograms of acorns stored by a squirrel in a transmitting antenna. twitter.com/kd7eir/status/…

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon. The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

Great achievement by the lionesses 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁 #itscomehome

@Charles_Robert5 This is exactly my thought! If it doesn’t have a name and domain, it’s destined to fail (at least in my head)

@itsmattburgess I mean is it really a project without a new domain name

My toxic (and expensive) trait is buying a new domain everytime I think of a new side project

@sthulb Feels like they’ve fixed it. Had the 14” since release and haven’t noticed the imprint (yet) unlike previous models

@codewithibrahim “It’s just a few lines of code right?”

Offend a web developer with one sentence

“Russian warship, go f*** yourself.” …and… “I need ammunition, not a ride.” …are quite the rallying cries to fight an invading army.

@gilesdavis Thanks! I suspect it’s luck not having to deal with Windows too much 🤣

TIL Windows has a file path length limit of 260 characters by default 🙄

@monzo Let’s hope I don’t end up regretting wanting something akin to HAL9000 living with me #MonzoTopUpMyPot

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If you send me an email pretending to be an out of office auto reply in the subject line, you are GUARANTEED to be getting 1 more hit on your unsubscribe link from me. Bye!

@sthulb @rchrdbyd I will now await the reply all version of this to the entire org

I resent an email and said "bringing this to the top of your inbox" and it actually worked!!! I will now take your questions.

You know somebody out there is living this life

git commit -m “updated year to 2022”

Shortbread is great. Shortbread dunked in tea is NEXT LEVEL

@ASpittel Best advice I was ever given is when you think you’ve tried everything, walk away for 10 mins

Programming is hard, finding the right answer won’t always be immediate. Getting used to failing, getting stuck, seeing error messages, and battling with a difficult bug is all a huge challenge. Come up with strategies to help you cope with it, and be kind to yourself ♥️

After COVID, if we could put the same amount of scientific energy into solving the mystery of vanishing socks in the washing machine we’ll all be better off.