Matt Jordan

That’s got to be the worst substitution in history 😂 @Tesco #tesco #christmas

Congratulations Brighton. Enjoy the ride. Today you’re playing for all of us outside the Top Seven. With love from a rival fan. ❤️💙 💙🤍

@eaamalyon Greggs

@SimonClarkeMP @trussliz 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Really good performance from @trussliz at PMQs. While Sir Keir tried to crack jokes, she landed the key point: mistakes have been made but this is a world where interest rates are rising everywhere as central banks combat the inflation caused by Putin’s horrific war.

Brothers looking for modelling work, anything going? @chatabix1

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@ScottyStacks Conor when he’s goes, we can’t replace Connor like for like

@mtjordan59 Where does he play though?

Is Eze the new Camarasa?

@NadineDorries Oh fuck off 🤣🤣

So, when people in an office buy a cake in the middle of the afternoon for someone else they are working in the office with and stop for ten minutes to sing happy birthday and then go back to their desks, this is now called a party?

@PaultonsPark @EmilyJords_

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@trussliz Delete

The Prime Minister is delivering for Britain - from Brexit to the booster programme to economic growth. I stand behind the Prime Minister 100% as he takes our country forward.

😂 no kid has ever said that

**GIVEAWAY** To win this signed Wilfried Zaha A3 print just RT this post and I will select a winner at random.

@chatabix1 Bring it back

The boy who wrote Happy Happy Girl, welcome.

Wow

The game has gone... 😞

If you're anxious about having an Astra Zeneca vaccine: 🔹After 10 million doses, Astra Zeneca have reported 28 cases of blood clots. 🔹Pfizer: 11 million doses, 25 cases. 🔹Why is one suspended & not the other? 🔹Politics, not science. Both vaccines are exceptionally safe.

@SkySports 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌

"I said to the ref 'Can I take it?', he blew his whistle and I took it." Lewis Dunk has had his say on today's controversial incident involving Lee Mason at the Hawthorns.

👊 “Whose game is it anyway? It belongs to our towns & communities.” 🤝 “It belongs to you, and to me!” ❌ “It (football) is not about the people who come up with plans like this!” @CalvinBook’s emotional objection to the values of Project Big Picture. 🙌

£14.95 to watch a game on pay per view is disgraceful. £5, ok, but £14.95? It's disgusting. At a time when PL clubs spent £1.2bn on players. When they'll give agents £200m. When so many families are struggling. The creed of greed is in @premierleague DNA but this truly stinks.