Hayden Newhouse

@hasanthehun @gremloe Bro is looking through the comments of a irrelevant post with 200 likes

@gremloe i love reading through the replies of posts like these to see how out of touch basement dwellers can get

Soy Right

@InstacartHelp I am not able to shop, I am not able to instant cash out the money in my account, I can’t even get the regular cash out to my bank since my account is under review. We are fed up with automated responses. I have messaged you all in the DM and all you say is “we are working on it”

@InstacartHelp Day 7 now of my account being under review. It says to reach out to instacart support team. The support team tells me they will escalate the case to the ID Verifcatom team and they will email me. 7 days later I still have yet to get a single email from IC 👍 thanks for nothing

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@Instacart @SDarron26641 DMed yall, emailed, messaged support for help: I’m still waiting, when will you actually help?

@SDarron26641 Accessing Instacart via unauthorized third parties is not allowed. This can result in account deactivation. We're here to help, so please DM us for any support you need.

I’m bored, tell me about the craziest excuse you’ve ever used to cancel plans so you could stay home and snack. I’m not talking about ditching drinks because you were feeling sick, I’m talking UNHINGED like you said your car broke down and skipped your niece’s dance recital so you could make triple fudge brownies and watch reality TV.

@InstacartHelp My account is stuck after failed selfie verification. Support says they sent an emails, I never received one! Help me please