Muff's Quote Book

"Pour me a Guinness... I got a hip replacement, not a sex change!"

@Wisco0827 Now do war

Time to root for the only team I got to "choose" who happen to be as big of playoff chokers as my Wisconsin teams. Anyway, #LetsGoOilers

@JacksonCheerio Tell hdb to do war

Nick Boyd is having an insane Defensive start to this game. Have there been other games where he’s been this much of a pest?

@JoRy_MaMa This outstanding team is ripe to lose the 1st round of the ncaa tournament

Finally seen the stupidest thing on the internet.

@ChrisNotChelios @BadgerMHockey Ugh

@BadgerMHockey If only we had a team that didn't completely sh*t the bed since Christmas. C'mon Boys! Have a little goddamn pride! 🦡🏒‼️

It's a GREAT day for hockey!!! 📍 Minnesota 🕕 6 p.m. 📺 TVW 💻 go.wisc.edu/b1gplus 📻 1310 WIBA 📈 go.wisc.edu/mhkystats

@THEOttoJohnson Gotta admit the refs certainly on your side. Crazy weird how bad they are in favor of the squirrels

Talking trash after your team was just dominated by the worst Gopher team (by record) since 1972 is hilarious. Wisconsin has lost five straight and is down to 13th in the NPI. It’s starting to look like your 15 year streak without a NCAA tourney win will turn 16 this March.

@ChrisNotChelios Bruh

3 almost Adam Pietila goals! Put it away Adam!! 🦡🏒

@ChrisNotChelios Fuck parsons glad he broke a stick

And we lose again. And those penn state b*tches take cheap shots with 10 seconds to go. Pure pieces of sh*t. And f*ck Micah Parsons forever. #OnWisconsin 🦡🏒

@Wisco0827 They are a joke bro

Penn State has a very good hockey team. Unfortunately their coach has absolutely no control over them and it will be why he never wins a national title

Penn St hockey is a joke. Whining and crying after every call. Win with class and lose with class. One thing for sure those guys have zero class. PSU hockey is an embarrassment. A fing joke. Lead by clueless Guy. Even more of a joke. Douchebags that are extremely dirty.

@Wisco0827 Don't like my shit and put up a zero. The Pack just lost and now all I have is antalship until opening day

Chicago sports fans aren't used to coaches actually talking during press conferences, to be fair

@Wisco0827 Now do war mfer

@Wisco0827 Did they say any word about Everett Pietila #18 on Lake Superior St having any relation?

William Whitelaw, you can run from him, but tonight you cannot hide #PietilaFightClub

@ChrisNotChelios @BadgerMHockey Thank you

@muffsquotebook @BadgerMHockey I get all my pix off of Google images. The best pics are usually on an athlete's personal Instagram. I don't have that, so I'm stuck with Google

Only 22 shopping days until @BadgerMHockey's Adam Pietila gets back to flipping off opposing fans! #OnWisconsin 🖕🏼

@Wisco0827 @BuckysBallsack @PrideofWindLake It ain't gonna happen so you can stop asking.

@BuckysBallsack @PrideofWindLake I just wanted tpowl to forget so I could call him out

I’m literally Ryley

@ChrisNotChelios @BadgerMHockey So pumped up. AP is 18 now. Thought you should know.

@ONABAMfan 💯

pretty cool that Joey Ortiz got to hang out with 80,000 people we’d rather see up with the bases loaded than him

@ChrisNotChelios I did

I may not know what a 6-4-3 double play is, but I know that if you get a ball, you give it to a kid. #Merica

@ChrisNotChelios @PrideofWindLake @VinceBiegel Stay strong. I think I saw her in a gay porno.

@PrideofWindLake @muffsquotebook @VinceBiegel She's a keeper. So, she's totally not my type...lol

Vibe check #Badger fans. Talk to me.