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“Ride home from the vet, and my dog won’t talk to me cause I told him we were going to the dog park” 😢

Went a walk to clear the head after past few days. That tired Bella isn’t eating her dinner

@EwenDCameron Fucking dry your eyes. Over the course of the season we all play the same games and after the split we all need to face each other. League will be done before the last game anyway

🚨AN APOLOGY I said in my video that the team who are top of the league at the split will, ‘more often than not’, be given a home game in the final fixture. I was WRONG. It’s even worse than I thought. In the last 16 seasons it has happened 15 times. For season 25/26 it will read: Top At Break - Hearts Last Game - Away to Celtic A disgrace. #Hearts #Rangers #Celtic

@mckay8090 Banged a wee intern like Schofield

@la2323j_l Aye just about 50 lol

@la2323j_l What’s he about 85?

@teeny1888 I went onto a powder inhaler and it’s made so much difference

@la2323j_l lol for us old timers

@la2323j_l lol my past 4 cars have been automatics but van is manual

@la2323j_l Hope you got moving. Automatics are easy to drive

Least we didn’t have the maddest game off weekend

Nice of the rangers fans to put on a wee show after their defeat. Very gracious. And they say Scottish football is full of thugs

@la2323j_l I remember ratp had beds lol

Lower the NHS bowel screening age to 30 across the UK - Sign the Petition! c.org/ygHFnvc8Fc via @UKChange

@la2323j_l The 1st 2 are bull and not tried the 3rd yet but will try tonight

And straight into the charts at number 2 is Starmer & Mandleson with "Epstein Island In the Stream"....

Waistline getting snatched 😏 .. pity my dating standards are still in the gutter 😭🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂 #gymgirl #Saturday_Vibes

Everybody be cool, this is a signing 🍔🥤