Chris Muldrow

@roywoodjr Ours was named Governor, and we were terrified of him.

Do neighborhoods still have that one random dog that chase all the kids or we lost that recipe too? It was a Doberman on my granny street have you tapping in to powers you didn’t know you had. You’d could float over a fence, Climb a pecan tree barefoot #RIPSpunky

Kayak cross: best Olympics sport, or bestest Olympic sport?

Went to the wine store. Met a real life witch. Curious to see how the rest of my weekend goes.

@PhotosLandon Someone could man that position and probably hold off the bulldozers for a bit.

New view of the Pelham's Corner site in Fredericksburg. After years and years, the lot across the street from this location was recently cleared for new development of some kind. This head on, from a distance, view of this important location will not last long. No doubt a new building will go up in the cleared area. (Photo from this morning)

@MariaDeCotis Same in Iceland--it's a magnificent thing.

The traffic lights in Scotland turn yellow BEFORE they’re about to turn green. It’s almost like consent.

Hey, @Icelandair, we are at two hours from landing at Washington Dulles and still no bags from flight 645

@Dulles_Airport, might want to check on your ramp workers and make sure they’re ok. We’ve been waiting for Icelandair 645 bags for an hour and fifty minutes now.

Our luggage has currently taken 20% of the time it took us to get from Keflavík to the United States to get from the plane at Dulles airport to the baggage claim. And it’s not here yet

@colinmochrie @TheBearFX The holiday meal episode was just brutally powerful.

It is almost criminal how brilliant @TheBearFX is. Acting is so natural, the writing so real, the direction beautiful. Truly first-rate!!

@cag123 Amazing.

...and while we are on the topic of epic logo design fails, here's a winner from years past.

@NikkiHaley I was just born the year after you in South Carolina, and we had to do nuclear attack drills in elementary school. Was that simple? Or was that easy?

Do you remember when you were growing up, do you remember how simple life was, how easy it felt? It was about faith, family, and country. We can have that again, but to do that, we must vote Joe Biden out. #RTM2023

@sincider Our cats are fond of your empty boxes...

@HapConnors @piyushmittal "credibility?"

Opinion: Clarence Thomas could ruin the Supreme Court’s credibility. Don’t let that happen. azcentral.com/story/opinion/…

@michaeljkellyjr is so good in the latest season of Jack Ryan.

@MarkWarner I'm jealous of you, Senator. Miss Marguerite is a national treasure.

Marguerite Bailey Young is 94 years young and relies on two types of insulin. Earlier this year, her costs went way down thanks to the IRA. Tonight, I brought her to the Capitol for the State of the Union. Proud to work to bring down costs for her and millions of other seniors.

Hey, @RYOBItoolsusa, when's that framing nailer coming out?

We shot down the spy balloon--administration DOES have a plan to curtail inflation.

@jaysmall @MattNavarra Letterkenny calls them Influenzas...

influencer vs. creator what is the difference ?

@geneweingarten @tomshroder Damnit.

@muldrow @TomShroder and I both got it in two. HAHAHAHA.

B/C I have heaped much grief on Sam Ezersky, creator of the reviled #NYTSpellingBee, I feel I should say that Mr. Ezersky's Letter Boxed puzzle is first rate, lacking the stubborn ignorance of Spelling Bee. This is truly a fine puzzle, & you should try it.nytimes.com/puzzles/letter…