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Boss ensuring us that our Digital Pathology software business will keep being profitable. Still I can't be as happy as him about it 🤦‍♂️

So we were supposed to have an INTERNAL "ISO-27001 REHEARSAL audit" today. I joined the meeting remotely, only to see the REAL auditor asking me weird questions; which my ex-boss should be answering (he quit). Tried this new full honesty approach and said: - "I have no idea" 🤣

Hi Gemini.

claude --dangerously-skip-permissions

I have an ex developer from my one of old companies. Now in another company, I'm following him from LinkedIn. Experience section goes like 😆 1. Developer at aCompany (2 years) 2. CEO at xSnackCompany (1 year) 3. Developer at aCompany (3 years) 4. CEO at Another Snack C. wtf😁

German meeting, 6 attendees, 4 cities. All cameras off, because pictures freeze. People taking screenshots of the screens they want to share & pasting into Teams chat; because that also freezes. 😐

It sounds so ridiculous, doesn't it? It is a great analogy‼️

new week, new year, new spam... You can survive this {{current_Opening}}!🫵

Not to brag but I have enough money to not work for the rest of 2025

In an english meeting with english, chinese, brazilian, palestinian guys, as a turkish. I get everyone fine, but my brain is out there doing olympic gymnastics between accents. every 15 seconds: "wait which accent are we on now?" checks notes "all of them. simultaneously."

Once I read somewhere, that "in a crowded family, one of the siblings will witness the funeral for every other sibling". Being the youngest of 10+ siblings, and also having lost two already, that seemingly simple sentence is growing heavier each day.

#lgtm code review.

@mitchellvii Nice try. Your speakers and headphones are also limited to certain frequency range. So theoretically correct, but hot air in practice.

We have a complex relationship with @claudeai

Each time we release this very stressful project with lots of rotating gears, I feel like I have to keep LinkedIn job search on a separate tab. 😄

Racist much, microsoft word?

It's like watching a junior developer delete half of your code and try to build it afterwards: Always fun 🤣

Dear @Jira, please: 1. Rename "All work" to "Issues", took me 3 minutes to figure out where it could be. 2. Either uncheck "hide done work items" by default, or unhide it, so that I don't spend 20 minutes why half my issues are not listed 3. Your export button icon means "upload"

A dev called me, annoyed by a colleague rushing him for a 1 hour work thing. He says "what annoys me that they want it this week, and they asked it at 2 pm". Didn't get him at first, and told him "yeah, you got like 3 days". So he thinks it's Friday afternoon, on a Tuesday. 😂