Will work for horse

@GarbageHuman24 @BenFordhamLive Yes we are so very sorry, we didn't realise you were all actually mentally retarded

@BenFordhamLive The conspiracy theorists are owed an apology

Shane Warne's son has spoken out about his father’s death. Jackson Warne claims the COVID vaccine played a role in the cricket legend’s passing. He says "I definitely think it was involved.” Listen to the details HERE. 🎧omny.fm/shows/ben-ford…🎧

@BenFordhamLive Me thinking aliens did it is just as valid as this gem from doctor Warne

@ExxAlerts What a bunch of gay ass pussies American cops are

ALERT: San Diego police release K9 on a man who reportedly stabbed a parking attendant in the head with a wooden cane. Lathapoun Keovongsa allegedly stabbed a parking attendant twice in the head in a parking lot in downtown San Diego. Authorities located Keovongsa, wielding a 6-foot wooden cane, and used non-lethal rounds and a K9 officer to subdue him. The parking lot attendant was brought to a hospital for treatment in non-life-threatening condition. 📹: east_village_doers | IG

@ClayTravis Thankfully C-SPAN just happened to be there

President Trump gets McDonald’s door dashed to him, gives her a $100 tip to focus on no tax on tips, and then has a press conference on Iran with the grandma door dasher standing beside him.

@Standup_global Yeah and with that you get no proper roads, it takes 2 hours to drive 20km and everything in Bali is filthy and everyone is begging for money, I'll pay more to live in a first world country thanks

Good morning from Bali, while the Australian Government is scamming Aussies on fuel prices, petrol is around 15k per litre $1.25AUD. Me walking from my budget hotel to enjoy breakfast at $4.24AUD.

@Luv_Xcuses Eating cheeseburgers

Be brutally honest, what's one thing Americans are simply better at than the rest of the world??

@doqholliday He can't sue for stating facts

I hope every single person that has accused Donald Trump of being a pedo and raping children, has been tracked and will be sued and publicly shamed forever. You people are slime balls and you deserve what is coming for you.

@GuntherEagleman It's just you

Is it me or do Trumps posts just keep getting better and better?

@GuntherEagleman 😂

🚨 President Trump just dropped a major update: Iran is privately caving to American demands behind the scenes, and he’s “VERY OPTIMISTIC” a peace deal is within reach. The regime is folding

@0hour1 😂 the real reason NATO even exists is for the US to sell arms to its members, zero people around the world would care if you left, it would be celebrated, please do it

By cutting off NATO we will save so much money 💰

@Matt_Pinner Is it weird being married to a hooker that won't even fuck you?

What would you say to Trump ?

@GuntherEagleman He's currently on a negative balance for wars ended

How many wars does Trump have to stop before he gets the Nobel Peace Prize?

@MurrayHillGuy1 The secret to no hangovers is to just keep drinking and be in your twenties

I have a friend who’s never been hungover in his life but drinks like a 22-year-old on spring break basically every weekend. He Ran the United Half after 14 drinks the night before 8:30 mile pace so he’s not a fat piece of shit Has put up 20+ drinks in a night and wakes up like nothing happened. He’s been like this since college. Is this elite genetics or is his body just saving up one catastrophic hangover when he’s like 40? (He’s 29 right now) SOS anyone seen this before?

@maperettedm @DCruzNews @FoxNews 😂 you guys have been going on about Epstein for years, that is until you found out it's your side that are the pedos, now it's let's move on from the Epstein files, very entertaining

@DCruzNews @FoxNews Democrats frenzy about the Epstein files. Every single day. They never stop, even when it's a lie!

BREAKING: "I have never had any knowledge of Epstein abuse of his victims. I was never involved in any capacity. I was not a participant, was never on Epstein's plane and never visited his private island." -First Lady Melania Trump

@FoxNews I wonder what's about to break that's she's trying to get ahead of, I'm guessing she was top recruiter

@bennyjohnson Oh well that's it then, if she says she's not a mid hooker it must be true

🚨BREAKING: Melania Trump just SHOCKED everyone with a surprise White House announcement SHUTTING DOWN lies about her and Jeffrey Epstein once and for all. “The lies linking me with Jeffrey Epstein need to end today.” “I have never been friends with Epstein.” “I am not Epstein's victim.” “Epstein did not introduce me to Donald Trump.” “I met my husband by chance at the New York City party in 1998.” “The individuals lying about me are devoid of ethical standards.” “To be clear, I never had a relationship with Epstein or his accomplice, Maxwell.”

@TRobinsonNewEra Yeah sure if they'd have just let him in he'd still be alive

21yr old stabbed to death on Primrose Hill in "Modern London" yesterday evening. The government too preoccupied banning Kanye West from the country.

@yoavkaufman @Jknexusone Which wars would they be?

@Jknexusone And you let America fight the wars you should be a part of.

We don't pay our U.S. taxes so the French and Spanish can holiday for 3 months a year while we pay for the NATO protection of their countries.

@yoavkaufman Seems like you do

@bennyjohnson 😂 nice try, we know Russia pays your wages

Excellent. Will be telling who crashes out over this. I welcome it.