Murad

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Murad

@muradsaeedd

writer of things, watcher of duck videos, lover of fitness. https://t.co/AOufgdunlZ is where I spill words.

Lahore Katılım Aralık 2014

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Murad@muradsaeedd·13 Mar

I've finally found it in me to write lengthy stuffy again. This is something a lot more personal than the other stuff I write --- I just published The 20 Dirhams that Stayed in My Wallet for 6 Years link.medium.com/ySQm9mFWmob

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Dashy™️🦥@Dashytwo·3d

Getting hit in the face with this ball while it was wet builds character oml

Coop™️@imyycooper

Some of you have never had this ball hit your face and it shows

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nini@niznav·5d

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Shafeeq@Y2SHAF·6d

this and knowing that tomorrow you have nothing to do

𐙚@therarebaby

for me the perfect night is something like this

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JT@jiratickets·6d

Kalshi@Kalshi

JUST IN: SpaceX aims at $7.5 trillion valuation, a million-person Mars colony and space data centers

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𝟮𝟭.🛸@Big_tagg·27 Nis

Before the Internet, we didn’t even know how dumb everyone was. We suspected of course, but now we have proof.

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Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoff·27 Nis

Kalshi@Kalshi

JUST IN: Trump approves idea to rename ICE as NICE — so media would have to say "NICE agents"

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cenIzen@CENIZEN·24 Nis

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LinkedIn Lunatics@LinkedInLunat1c·23 Nis

Accidentally opened LinkedIn and already was met with the stupidest thing I’ve read all week

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chicken ꕤ@chickenincrisis·21 Nis

???

Sparrow@sparrowincrisis

First we bathe the chicken in its children

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hunter@3gpmh·21 Nis

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

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roman roy apologist@ro3ver·21 Nis

not having to be on LinkedIn is the true generational wealth

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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉@OrevaZSN·21 Nis

The fake urgency in corporate jobs kills me. We're not doctors, we work in spreadsheets. You don't need to circle back for a response an hour later.

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★@thematrixwizard·18 Nis

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Rino🚀@RinoTheBouncer·18 Nis

Video games must always have an offline mode🚀

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Seyed Mohammad Marandi@s_m_marandi·17 Nis

Strait of Iran

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DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·16 Nis

Red fucked and has a kid in ‘ANGRY BIRDS 3’.

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The Truest@dre___843·16 Nis

Every app doesn’t need an AI assistant bro leave me alone.

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Murad@muradsaeedd·15 Nis

@okayysorryy Have some coffee it'll fix everything

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ᛓᛆᛚᛁᛌᛐᛁᚿᛁ 🍉@okayysorryy·15 Nis

iron deficiency is real boiz, ur body can fool you into lifting weights and hiking 14 km and the next day your world could be completely out of axis. My body still feels like a helium balloon with a head made of lead

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Sabah Bano Malik@sabahbanomalik·15 Nis

Destroying homes, viciously anti poor, a nightmare for minorities, bleeding its people with taxes and taxes and taxes, no bijlee, no pani, 40 million plus kids out of school and those kids? Some of them are at hospitals being infected with HIV - Pakistan, what a place

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Resko★@Bloke_Baz·14 Nis

One thing about 3pm is that it is the end of the day.

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