Jon Murphy

@PickardJE I feel a song coming on

new health secretary Thérèse Coffey has riled healthcare workers by telling them to avoid using the Oxford comma - in the middle of an NHS crisis ft.com/content/daa997…

@csav55 @Basify See Mike also has some medals… was he in the forces or is he allowed to take a few things from the palace fancy dress box?

Tom not realising that the British public have been saddled with £100bn of debt. Whoever he is. Has a tick so must be very important.

Why isn’t any UK paper or radio/TV station questioning this expensive nonsense?

@starseedastro Yeah, that’ll be it

A meteor just flew over #Scotland and Northern England. I think it’s a warning to “King” Charles: do not continue the #GreatReset, or else… #meteor #KingCharles #KingCharlesIII

@Britain_People @Flashman2112 @Conservatives They’ll be loving this ridiculous distraction. Gives Truss a few weeks off being ridiculed. Normal service will resume once this dies down and people realise they can’t pay they energy bills

When you see the @Conservatives mourning the loss of the Queen, just remember that they lied to her to unlawfully prorogue Parliament because they were desperate to avoid scrutiny. And partied whilst Queen sat alone at her husband's funeral... #ToryPartygate #ToryHypocrisy

@e30325ialpina @PoliticsJOE_UK I’ve been given the day off but I’ll be working from home. Not buying into any of this bullshit

@PoliticsJOE_UK I assume therefore that ALL republicans will be working next bank holiday Monday? Yes, places are closed but a lot can work from home very easily as done during the pandemic. Enjoy your working bank holiday, like any will work as a mark of protest, sure.

Barrister Paul Powlesland was threatened with arrest if he wrote “not my King” on a blank banner he held outside parliament yesterday. “I wasn’t a republican before last week.”

@tomhfh @nytimes It’s a colossal waste of money.

@nytimes The British Government just committed north of £100bn to help with the cost of living. The Queen’s funeral will cost be a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of that. You absolute ghouls.

Queen Elizabeth II’s funeral, which will involve elaborate processions, vigils and rituals, will be paid for by British taxpayers as they deal with soaring energy prices and high inflation. The British government has not yet said how much it will cost. nyti.ms/3QO4gjn

@NyVicki @nytimes It isn’t offensive. Shutting down an entire country and spending billions on this nonsense is offensive

@nytimes @nytimes you are embarrassing the United States by writing this. Especially today. This is so deeply offensive, completely tone-deaf and none of our business. Apologies to the UK. I am so sorry for this. 🇬🇧🇺🇸

@joe_armitage @nytimes This is why most people think British people are total wankers

@nytimes Plus, ‘queen’ has a capital Q. If you’re going to use our language at least have the decency to avoid butchering it.

@LanceForman @nytimes No it isn’t

@nytimes This is a sacrifice millions of Brits are honoured to make for the incredible service our Monarch has given us for 7 decades. I appreciate it must be difficult for NYTimes writers to understand this.

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@Thee_Roxy_Cox @Stephen_Writer I suspect there’s plenty more where this came from

@kittykat6111 @animaloftheweek It’s insanity

@animaloftheweek It’s called respect don’t worry no one is going to show you it 👍

Hang on - why don’t they just drive the Queen down the length of the five mile queue? Job done and everyone can go home. #QueueForTheQueen

• 100 staff at Charles III residence sacked • £200 million tax avoided by Charles on his inheritance • 1,000 Cancer treatments cancelled for Monday • Arrests for disapproving of unelected head of state • Food banks closed on Monday Ordinary people suffer so elite can rule.

At last. Somebody admitting most of this grief is bullshit peddled by the establishment and the press to keep us all in place theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Excellent theguardian.com/business/2022/…

@toryboypierce There are other people who deserve funerals who can no longer have them on Monday.

She's having the State funeral she richly deserves having complied faithfully and painfully with covid restrictions for the funeral of her husband of 73 years #PrincePhilip

@PeteDeveson @UBSixT @HelenRSalisbury This has to be a windup 😂

@UBSixT @HelenRSalisbury I think it's genetics. I'd be amazed if Prince Charles doesn't live well into his nineties.