Brian Murphy

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Brian Murphy

@murphy1787

Lake Sheridan, PA Katılım Şubat 2010

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ben@PBandZee·12 Nis

Ethan Levins 🇺🇸@EthanLevins2

Apple has removed Lebanese village names in Southern Lebanon. As Israel invades, they are already setting the state to justify occupation. I’ve never seen something like this.

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Mike's Hard Remoulade@condiricenbeans·23 Mar

Pop Base@PopBase

Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

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GoliathFan1952@ByYourLogic·17 Mar

Unable to remember how much 50% is: yeah, I don’t follow stupid shit like that

U.S. Senator John Fetterman@SenFettermanPA

I don’t follow the polls. As a Democrat, I unapologetically stand on the side of moral clarity and our ally Israel.

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jake rhodes@jakebrodes·18 Mar

The mountain goats: and I am dying! And you are dying! And the only soul that cares is the old lady that lives downstairs and she is dying The Punisher tracking a pedophile somewhere in the audience: how the hell am I supposed to find this guy. Anybody here could be the dirtbag

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Izzi Levy@chevytothe_levy·13 Mar

millers lite

Merriam-Webster@MerriamWebster

'Sausage mcmuffins' because sausage is the TYPE of mcmuffin. In 'attorneys general,' 'attorneys' is the noun being modified.

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Jay Black@jayblackisfunny·28 Şub

A collection of the dumbest dudes you knew from high school felt emasculated when a black man got elected president, so, to compensate, we now have a semi-sentient pig’s stomach in a red hat starting an illegal war to distract the country from all the sex crimes he committed.

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just business@OneWordPowerful·16 Şub

RIP

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Integrity Guy@Integrity_Freak·9 Şub

[Commercial for a company that’s making Arab-detecting tech for the IDF] We are the problem solvers. The work-all-nighters. The no-days-off-ers. And yeah, occasionally? The last-slice-of-pizza-eaters 😝

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big content guy@bigcontentguy·9 Şub

Collinsworth- “I thought a raccoon kept getting into my trash so I set up a trap. Turns out it was actually my neighbors cat. So I brought him inside and fed him. It’s my cat now. I own the cat.” Tirico- “The Patriots won the toss and will defer until the second second half”

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Steven Hyden@Steven_Hyden·9 Şub

The first half of the Super Bowl was the most boring Seattle/Boston collaboration since Candlebox opened for Aerosmith on the NINE LIVES tour in 1999.

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bob appetit@flugenhof·1 Şub

yeah my guy rapes children, murders americans, is completely run by israel, tanks the economy, pardons other child rapists, but I'm rocking with him still because for two months 5 years ago I had to prove I wasn't an active disease vector when I went to a kenny chesney concert

Reddit Lies@reddit_lies

My red line was lockdowns, vaccine passports, and refusal to prosecute violent criminals tbh.

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Steven Hyden@Steven_Hyden·8 Kas

Indiecast listener

Allison@yesnosuremaybe

I went on a first date with a 41 year old the other night and he brought up Geese within the first 5 minutes oh it’s so over

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Melanie Young 🔧@FreewheelinMY·30 Eki

The Rolling Thunder Revue began in Plymouth, Massachusetts 50 years ago tonight. My favorite footage from the tour is this scene, filmed at the Dream Away Lodge in Becket, Massachusetts. This moment lives in my heart—not head—rent-free. ❤️