Tom Murphy

@urbenschneider Cool, and add WiFi while they’re at it so we don’t get screamed at when we can’t activate our tickets 😂

Amtrak and USDOT have selected a developer for the Penn Station redesign. The big news: MSG will not have to move and the design will be contemporary, not neoclassical. Also notable: the plan will allow "at least limited through-running on the regional rail network"

Let’s try opening the damn train doors early when you’ve got a hundred people stuck out in the heat, NJ Transit. Come on

We usually have nothing but trouble with @1800flowers. They claim they attempted to deliver Mother’s Day flowers around 7pm tonight. We have cameras and have been home all day. I think I’m gonna switch to another service moving forward 👎

I can only text on Verizon but can’t make calls. Anyone else?

@BenStiller I can’t wait to watch this. If the premiere is in NYC, I could likely be available…just saying 😂😂

@pearlmuffins No! But I stand by the first two

Yall I did not watch the first 3 movies (and I don’t want to watch it either) but I want to watch the 4th one. Will I lose major plot?

Ever since my firestick updated, I can’t update or download any apps. Anyone else having this same issue? @amazon I’ve restarted and unplugged but nothings fixing it

@TheMarkLong Back when they gave away Best Buy gift cards and Saturn Ions 😂🙌

Simple, ONLY OG’s from Real World, Road Rules, Fresh Meat (no others)

@ChristyRomano I literally just tagged you in a post about this on my instagram story. We’ll never forget this jam

When I was 17, I stood on a Disney Channel set and sang "We went to the moon in 1969" into a camera. It was supposed to be a joke — a deliberately silly song about a historical fact. But somehow that little earworm stuck with millions of kids who are now the adults watching tonight's launch. Artemis II is sending the first woman toward the Moon. The first Black astronaut to the Moon. The first Canadian to the Moon. Under a full Pink Moon. On April 1st. You couldn't write this. Christina Koch, Victor Glover, Reid Wiseman, Jeremy Hansen — Godspeed. 🙏 We went to the moon in 1969. And tonight, we're going back. #Artemis2 #NASA #ChristinaKoch #WeWentToTheMoon #PinkMoon #BackToTheMoon

Anyone else’s texts not going through on Verizon to non iPhone people?

@SonyPictures Oh hell yeah. Someone get me to this premiere (🤞 it’s in NYC)

A Brand New Day starts now. Watch the official trailer for Spider-Man: Brand New Day - exclusively in theatres July 31.

@ashleyhollis_ And this is why I have smart lightbulbs that are on a daily schedule 😂

@Readyornotfilm Seeing the first one in theaters was a blast. Can’t wait for this

“I think the audience will probably have no idea what they’re in for.” READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME, only in theaters Friday. Get tickets now.

True story. I was coming out of a bar in NYC a few years ago and almost walked right into Anna Wintour (because both of us were on our phones not paying attention). What a clash of the titans that would’ve been 😂 #TheOscars #Oscars

Season two of Ted is unhinged in just the perfect way #Ted @peacock

I loved #Scream7. It gave everything I needed from the franchise. Don’t trust the critics, go see it for yourself

@ScreamMovies Can you confirm this isn’t happening any longer today? I’ve checked every hour and now it’s counting down to tomorrow

Had bots to slash. 200 shirts at 8am PT, then 100 shirts every hour. #Scream7

They couldn’t give Team USA seats? #StateOfTheUnion #SOTU

@paleycenter as a member since 2018, if you happen to have a solo seat for the Survivor event next week, I’d gladly take it. Pretty please? 😂😂

@CrysanTheCryun @TrishCrave I’ve learned my lesson 😂

@murphy1849 @TrishCrave You know what? Even the thought kind of crushes a small corner of my soul. 😭

Trisha Paytas Tries Her First Tamale… and Accidentally Eats the Corn Husk.

@CrysanTheCryun @TrishCrave What made it worse is I cut it with a knife and fork too 🙃

@murphy1849 @TrishCrave Ehhhhhhhh, we both white AF, but IDK if I'm willing to buy that. That's 🧢 and you don't get a 6-7 for that.