Raphael Murphy

@deemadigan Give it a 10, you monster 🤣

For the love of god can this shit stop I drove through a frickin tunnel. It was a perfect good tunnel. It functioned exactly how a tunnel should. I am NOT going to rate the experience

@SummersAnne Bette has a way with words.

@elonmusk I trust you mean megynk is messed up? Yes?

So messed up

@sallyrugg So many people here, with so many opinions on matters that don’t concern them at all 🤦 just tick the box that identifies you and don’t trouble yourself about anyone else’s!

The LGBTIQ community are understandably upset by the government’s decision to not include questions to capture our identities in the Census. I’d like to remind folks how Albanese used his very first shadow cabinet meeting as leader to gut LGBTIQ policies from the Labor platform.

Burmese pythons are considered invasive in the Florida Everglades: they prey upon a variety of mammals, birds, reptiles even alligators of considerable size. Recently, a 5-ft alligator was found in the stomach of an 18-ft python by national park workers.

@JaneCaro Hi Jane, what can we Australian gals (& blokes, but the gals get shit done) do to support #Harris24? I reckon we’re up for it 💪

If Trump gets in, I reckon it’s Canada that might have to build a wall.

What can we do in Australia to support #harris24?

@ryanbijoy Please show me the same woman at the same location, but now she’s 63 years old, having lived with the benefit of good health and no cosmetic surgery. The location too has changed between now (2024) and in 40 years’ time, so please reflect those changes in the background.

Created this realistic model with Ai, Within a minute. Comment a prompt and i will reply with a Ai image.

@murphymiranda pls share with C, to fuel his crush 😍

@murphymiranda for kids

@daraobriain Which one of you is Chris & which one is Dara?

Chris Hemsworth and I do the Thor “Did they though?” face when somebody mentions aliens building the pyramids.

Wow! Such excitement 👏

Arj Barker might believe (as he says in this piece) he has the right to eject a breastfeeding mother from his comedy show in Melbourne: theage.com.au/culture/comedy… He does not. A breastfeeding mother and child are protected as a unit under Australian and Victorian law and discrimination against them on that basis is unlawful: breastfeeding.asn.au/resources/brea… Any performer should be thoroughly aware of laws relating to their performance. And instead of doubling-down on this, Arj should immediately issue: - a fulsome apology, - an invitation to the woman and infant to attend another show, - a large donation to the Australian Breastfeeding Association, and - a promise to educate himself on laws around this issue and never discriminate against a mother in this way again. If he doesn’t, he remains just another man with NFI about humanity, decency and feminism let alone actual legislation. Boobs aren’t sexual. New mothers aren’t objects to approve of or reject based on preferences. And nursing infants need nourishment from their mothers wherever they are. For fuck sake, get with the fucking program. It’s 2024.

@wendy_harmer @murphymiranda

WT ABSOLUTE F?

@jonkudelka You ARE a deadset legend 👏

I recall sketching this pic 7 years ago and thinking yep that’s that perfect composition. Just coloured it in.

One of the reasons I support my local MP, Zoe Daniel, is she takes on News Corp. Our previous MP, Tim Wilson, was supported by News Corp.

@jonkudelka @cha001 You now have to divide that into 3, important stuff, keep stuff and to be sorted. You’re welcome

@cha001 I have a very big one called Stuff

going through all my image files in despair at my boomer-level file naming strategies

@wendy_harmer Thank you @wendy_harmer People don’t use the word “nong” frequently enough. IMHO

TBH? Worth posting this for the laughs.😂 You lot are hilarious.

Check out this utter nong... it's called "social media". And Doug is on here too... oh, the irony!

@RobWearne @JaneCaro I don’t know, what is it @RobWearne?

@JaneCaro Jane what is the % spent on public schools per student compared to the rest of the world and what are the relative outcomes. Singapore or China for instance...

Won’t someone think of the upper classes? And I don’t mean the ones at the top of the concrete cancer infested stairs. (This is brilliant.)