Alade, Sr.

@Andy_Dgr8 You should get checked; something is wired wrong in your brain.

Congratulations to you. It’s not an easy feat. However, I have a question for you and would like you to answer it without using help from ChatGPT or the likes. How can modern financial systems balance profit maximization with long-term economic stability in an era of increasing global inequality and systemic risk?

@seyithegirl Incredibly proud of you. Greater W's coming up! 🥂♥️

Today, I graduate as the Best Graduating Student from the Department of Finance, University of Lagos, with a CGPA of 4.95/5.00. 🎓 Oluwaseyi Ogunfunminiyi, AAT, ACA It’s still day one 🥂

@EhiOhiwerei Instant classic. 💯

As an addendum, both don't have to be in one girl. 💀

@toyor_pr @Arsenal 🐷

VIEIRA WINS IT! Arsenal - ✅✅✅✅ Manchester City - ❌✅❌

@Arsenal Let's fucking gooooooooo! #COYG ❤️ 🏆

@iamtspecial @elonmusk really needs to come through on that Edit button 😂

@234rewire 1,271. We are in trouble😂😂

City boy’s fans will not let us rest on this street

@FaolaDivine Big ups, brother. Excited that you're excited. Hopefully this result helps you get into an academic programme where you'd be both happy and successful. I can help you with navigate the terrain, at zero cost. Just reach out. 🥂.

@iamtspecial I disown that tweet.

@234rewire Arsenal? 🤣🤣🤣

Winning the league and getting reinforcements but the red side of Manchester will rather settle for mediocrity

@Omotooke__ "This Man" is, now and forever, 🐐-ed.

This man hasn’t spoken to me in days only for him to send me a picture as proof of life. Intentional Men >>>>>>>>>>

@iamtspecial @FinPlanKaluAja1 😂 😂 😂 😂

@234rewire @FinPlanKaluAja1 “Ask if you can cash that 40% out” They began to stutter 🤣

Someone sent me a property flyer. . It says "invest, make 40% profit" Please note unrealized profits are paper profits, property is very illiquid. Ask if you can cash that 40% out. Be clear why your buying, capital appreciation without market to sell is blinking in the dark

@ParikPatelCFA @ParikPatelCFA Gbemidebe XVI Bishop of Memes. Vicar of the Samosas. Dismantler of Game Theory.

The most entertaining outcome is the most likely

@robtfrank @jack @elonmusk There's a PhD thesis somewhere, under all the debris. 🤌🏾

So @jack pockets $974 million in cash with @elonmusk deal.

@iamtspecial @mrmacaroni I'm thinking a Primetime Emmy Award nomination, too. 😂

This skit is better than the one @mrmacaroni shoots😂😂

@sugar__piee Employer: "...but you get monthly data provision on your CUG line." Me: 😶

@EmemXavierAtat @adex_smithjr @jayythedope "69.420% of statistics are false." - Elon Musk, 2022.

@adex_smithjr @jayythedope This is so true.

@Ayo_bami007 @jayythedope Let's not be too skewed to glorifying the reason and target of the chase, so we forget that people's decisions should actually be respected. Well, unless of course, the decision is that I stubbornly stay in your face and space till you accept. 🙂

@Ayo_bami007 @jayythedope Per adventure, I do consider you "worth the stress". At what point would you expect me to actually take your refusals seriously, as opposed to thinking you're playing hard to get?