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@pettytheftpete This is what the founding fathers were imagining when they thought of freedom

Her: You must be unemployed eating 12 pierogies in a chevy cobalt in a public parking lot if you think we fuckin Me:

@pettytheftpete What’s your top 3 gerd triggers?

Never stop innovating. Every day I find a new GERD trigger. What’s your excuse?

@RickOwensFan420 Peter for president 2024

We need a federal price ceiling on hash browns at 49¢

“Mario party is more rigged than the election we must storm Nintendo hq” -matt

@crpytoVince Thanks Vince love it would love to get that napkin some day

Quick sketch of @mushTRUM pfp…. Wanted to keep it lowkey and fun so i did it on a napkin with pen Let me know if you want me to sketch ur NFTs ! (I can do high effort / painting etc lol)

@TheMoonCarl UID: 16415285

@steven__rea 0xcA3F9a508F5A914E3F1713B35508050c942D68c6

Fuck it send wallet address I got 2 flowers to give out today. Will send them out at random. Whoever doesn’t own a flower yet, shoot ur shot!

What if bob ross and Gordon Ramsey swapped professions? Gordon would be like do these trees look fucking happy to you and bob would be like the chicken is undercooked but that’s okay we can just cook it a little longer

@Cup_of_Joe19 may have made a perfect playlist open.spotify.com/playlist/5Tz2y…

@crpytoVince It’s nice if you spend usdc there’s no transfer fee and you get 4% back in some coins

@mushTRUM no

15 minutes on the phone with TD Ameritrade to set up a transfer and takes me 5 seconds to transfer the same amount from Coinbase . Centralized finance sucks.

@TheShamdoo @HeadDaoNFT @winterbearsnft Panda's are the best

HUGE GIVEAWAY! 🎉 Prizes: • 4x @HeadDaoNFT (.34 floor) 🧠 • 4x @winterbearsnft (.33 floor) 🐻‍❄️ To enter: • Like ❤️ • Retweet 🔁 • Comment your favorite animal 🐱 • Follow @TheShamdoo (optional) 😳 Drawing 8 winners in 3 days since it's a bigger giveaway... Good luck guys!

Laying in the sun listening to wubz is basically a drug

You know it’s bad when you feel the first shot hit the bottom of your stomach

@AllTimeEDM @hijinxfest @HeadbangSociety @garett_rogers @GarrettHammaker @Cup_of_Joe19

✦ Hijinx Festival Giveaway ✦ We are giving away 2 Hijinx tickets 💃 To win you must: - RT & Like - Tag 3 friends! - Follow @AllTimeEDM, @hijinxfest & @HeadbangSociety Ends 11/12

@briscoepark All the time

Y’all ever feel like you’re living in the Truman Show?

@Sadcrib @CryptoDemonz @garett_rogers @GarrettHammaker

@BoonjiProject @GarrettHammaker @Cup_of_Joe19 @garett_rogers

We are giving away 100 whitelists. Our artist is the world famous Brendan Murphy. Owning a NFT will give you a chance to win physical art of his. To enter - Retweet & tag 3 friends you are thankful for. Be sure to be in the discord to claim the whitelist discord.gg/BoonjiProject

Getting drunk specifically for the drunk cigarette