Mutuma Mathiu 🇰🇪
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Mutuma Mathiu 🇰🇪
@mutuma_mathiu
Editor, journalist, sometimes public servant.







Just like a joke. Your Phd geniuses are still racking up more debt.

Distinguished journalist, former Managing Editor of NMG no less, falls for the dumbest meme on the internet. Little wonder…🤷🏾♂️

BREAKING: Saudi Arabia has reportedly asked Pakistan to repay a USD 6.3 billion loan after Pakistan failed to honor the bilateral defense pact, under which an attack on one is considered an attack on both. Saudi officials are reportedly unable to reach Pakistan’s PM & army chief.


On this day in 2003, the US🇺🇸 and UK🇬🇧 illegally invaded Iraq after lying to the world about Iraq possessing WMDs and having ties to Al Qaeda. While many know the statistic of 1 million deaths as a result of the war, here are some stats you may not know: -The US occupation privatised 200 Iraqi state-owned companies and allowed foreign firms to have 100 ownership of Iraqi assets -After an initial half a million Iraqi citizens abruptly lost their jobs, over 50% of the workforce became unemployed -Not only did the US military-industrial complex make huge profits from the war, US corporations profited from reconstruction: during the first year of occupation, approx. $50 billion of reconstruction contracts were commissioned to various US corporations, including Halliburton, which Vice President Dick Cheney was the CEO of before he stepped down to assume office. Only 2% of contracts were given to Iraqi firms -By 2007 85% of Iraqi households lacked a stable source of electricity and nearly 70% of households struggled with getting rid of garbage -By 2007, a third of Iraqis lived in poverty Remember this as the Trump Administration prepares to deploy boots on the ground in Iran to ‘liberate’ the Iranian people.


BREAKING NEWS 🚨‼️ The King Of England, King Charles III officially ends the ’Jollof Debate’ as he declares Nigerian Jollof is the best in the whole world. After testing Nigerian Jollof, King Charles loved it so much he exclaimed: 🗣”Naija No Dry Carry Last” and said he can't wait to come to Nigeria and eat Nigerian Jollof prepared on Nigerian soil. Ghana didn't Cedis Coming 🥲

If you are trying to keep track of corruption under this government-you will need two things. May be three. (1) - An advanced calculator. One with a lot of computing power and lots of space for ZEROS. (2) - Depression medication. (3) - A frequent ‘refresher’ of sorts. This is important for context. For example- the SHA amount from 2024 at KSH 104 billion is just one component of the actual theft. You see, Kenya paid KSH 104 billion to rent a platform. We don’t own it. And - nobody knows the real value of this ‘lease’ - because the process was designed to be secretive. The vendor? Pre-selected. The price? Pre-agreed. The outcome? Pre-determined. Here is the thing. The government is already taking KSH 111 billion MORE from Kenyans for the next 10 years and sending it to a secret account, which the Auditor General has said they don’t know who has access to it. These are not the musings of Bonnie Mwangi after a long day of work. All the information is in the attached exhibits. So, there is another KSH 111 billion- over and above the 104 billion everyone is talking about. But that’s not the end. The real loss is in surrendering our sovereignty to criminals and foreigners. This country is on the hook - even after @WilliamsRuto is gone. If I become president in 2027 and decide to serve Kenyans better and efficiently- by pursuing another alternative, a real alternative, our country gets sued for everything we got. For years. In London. Here is a challenge for you: Find me one company- just one - where you could hold onto your job, if you signed something as dumb as this. Just one. The only way you sign something like that is, if you are the dumbest person on the planet, or, you are corrupt as hell. Mambo ni mawili.

BREAKING: Nigeria signs UK deal to receive deported failed asylum seekers, criminals Nigeria has signed a new deal with the United Kingdom (UK) which will allow Britain deport thousands of failed asylum seekers and criminals to the West African country.


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Tuonyeshwe hii gym mahali iko sasa 😂

King Charles (77 yrs old) held the hand of Tinubu (73 yrs) to assist him in walking down the stairs. Is Tinubu too frail to walk by himself?✍️





